Is there a "12 step Infi Program?" Please help me!! Busse fans a must read.

alright guys, settle down! dont try and cure the uncurable.

i happen to be one of manix's dealers, you will have to answer to my badger if he gets on the wagon. or falls off the wagon. whichever, i forget.


manix, just remember, i wouldnt lie to you. infi is good for you. never mind the bank account or cc.

the high you feel only comes one way.


:)
 
I'm not hanging around here; with all these pimps and dealers there could be a drive by!!!:eek: :grumpy:
 
Yes. it is rumored that this 12 step program will end addiction to INFI (though none who have tried it have managed to survive beyond the first few steps):

Step 1: Call up Jerry and ask him to recite to you some of his poetry

Step 2: Drink a 6 pack of Carling's Black Label

Step 3: Look at the picture of Idahoskunk in a skunkskin cap... http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y87/Knifeaddictak/SkunkMOAB.jpg... to see what INFI addiction did to him

Step 4: Find and look at the picture of "Zed", A.K.A. "Diaperman", holding a Mojo, and then take a look in the mirror

Step 5: Ask an official Hog of the Round Trough to demonstrate to you "No Regrets"

Step 6: Uncover Jerry's secret connection to The K.G.B.

Step 7: Watch Odell on the knife show on the Home Shopping Network to learn about quality knives

Step 8: Do a search on "knife vs. hatchet" and read all the comments, and learn that knives aren't meant for chopping or prying or hammering, and that doing such things is "abuse"

Step 9: Read R.W. Clark's insistent pronouncements that Busse knives aren't really better than anyone else's, and his insistent pronouncements that all knife steels are the same, and drink deep of his wisdom

Step 10: Watch Lynn Thompson's/Cold Steel's Proof DVD for irrefutable proof that Cold Steel's knives are the toughest and strongest out there

Step 11: Repeat the mantras "Knives are just for cutting", "A knife is not a prybar", and "Always use the right tool for the job", until all thought slips from your mind

Step 12: Buy a nice Queen slip joint, and keep repeating to yourself that "This small folder is all you need for the outdoors"

Good luck on curing yourself.
 
I'm O.K. right now got three packages arriving from South America,:foot: I'm mean from cali and MN!! I don't need any more!! Right?? Say right?? I'm just checking on pals from BF cause I'm a caring individual!!;) Oh by the way didn't even taste the food my girl made me eat!!:p Why must a guy be up to infi shenanigans just cause he is logged on to BF??? LOL!!:rolleyes: Oh great now she says I stink and have to take a shower!! When will this madness end!!?? I put on deodorant and after shave!! Must I spend so much time on trivial things like sleep, food and hygine!! I mean come on there is more to life out there!!! :mad: Thats right folks, you guessed it:o INFI!!! It's like the siren from mythology calling to me!!! "J just one more!!!" LOL!! Well now I'm off to the shower cause I really do stink from those two hours in the gym!! LOL!! J :thumbup: Keep them posts coming I know we haven't even scratched the surface of the best story of infi addiction!!LOL!! :p
 
INFI Madness:

When you work hard on a deal and when you get the knife you realize it is the exact knife you had about a year ago - that you traded [because you had to] to get another...............

And now you are really-really happy to have her BACK! :D :thumbup: :D
 
Progunner said:
Listen boy, you just get back on your Vespa and putter your butt right back to the donut shop from whence you came. You are out ranked on this one. :D Besides, I could show you my papers, but then...well... you know how that one will end. :D
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Where's my BACKUP???! LOL (Hey BACKUP off dat INFI! :D)
 
Progunner said:
Sure there is a 12 step program.

1. Admit you have a problem.

2. Don't bother looking on a knife forum for help, it isn't there, except for today you lucky bastid!

3. Contact the only factory authorized INFI addiction counselor, that would be me by the way and I have credentials to prove it. Never ever believe anyone else when they say they are qualified to help you with your problem, they are lying and trying to dupe you. They'll only hurt you more.

4. Take an inventory of your knives.

5. Forward said inventory to me to determine how deep into the addiction you really are and I can judge how quickly we must act to help you.

6. Gingerly and lovingly wrap them up like a mother bundling her children for a winter's walk to school.

7. Securely box them in the shipping container I will provide to you at my own cost and out of the goodness of my own heart.

8. Contact me to let me know that you have the addictive items properly secured, this is important that you fight throught this difficult step, just remember out of sight it out of mind. Let me know what the shipping weight is at this time as well.

9. I will contact you to let you know when the Angels of INFI Mercy (AoIM)will arrive to nearly complete your detoxification program.

10. Resist all temptation to tamper with the toxic INFI you have successfully quarantined yourself from until the AoIM show up. Repeat the mantras, "Out of sight out of mind" and "no regrets". The later is very important, you must not feel any regret for freeing yourself from this horrible addiction. Remember it isn't your fault, you are only human.

11. When the AoIM arrive, just leave them to their work and most importantly DON'T LOOK BACK, NEVER LOOK BACK!!

12. Breath a sigh of relief that you are a free man again, unencumbered by the weight of this terrible addiction. Keep my info in case of a relapse, like I said you are only human and this is an addcition, but I am here to help you help yourself.
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I just gotta say... THIS is some FUNNY ****, oughta be sticky'd in one of the permanent threads, along with the NO REGRETS story, and other gold nuggets of INFI folklore and humor!!! :D ROTFLMAO over this!!
 
Evolute said:
Yes. it is rumored that this 12 step program will end addiction to INFI (though none who have tried it have managed to survive beyond the first few steps):

Step 1: Call up Jerry and ask him to recite to you some of his poetry

Step 2: Drink a 6 pack of Carling's Black Label

.........................

Good luck on curing yourself.
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I'd recommend Step 2 before Step 1.

If you think Vogon poetry is bad, just wait till you hear Jerry's "Ode to a Small Chunk of INFI I Ground Into a GFD at 3 a.m. on a Saturday Morn". :D :barf:

You'll be wishing you had a pair of NIPs to block your external auditory meatus! :eek:




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Just woke up after one of longest infi benders of my life !! My heads killing me!!!:( I got into a fight with the neighbor because he wouldn't share his infi with me:mad: !! What the hell is wrong with me!! This is not me! I don't even want to tell you guys what I did last night:o I know I promised you guys I'd slow down but I never tried a busse custom shop piece!! There was this cute little chubby Ram's horn Warden at the bar(exchange):eek: last night!! She was alone and looked so vunerable!! I had been doing infi all night so she was looking really good!! I guess you could say I had my infi goggles on:cool: Thats right I Did her!! OH GOD WHAT HAVE I BECOME!! I woke up this morning at her place and she was just staring at me!! She said I told her she was the only one and that I loved her!:barf: I found my pants balled up on the ground!! Oh god where's my underwear! I'm so embarrassed! I told her I would call her as I made a bee line for the door and got the hell out of there!! I didn't even use protection with her! I didn't have sheath on me!!:mad: I was even too high on infi to make a cardboard shipping sleeve! What if I caught something from her!! I heard she's been around!! Folks I hit a new low!! Please post support!! I really need you guys right now!!! I feel dirty and cheap!!:o Your friend, J:p
 
Well!

I can say that this has NEVER happened to me.............................................

Ok maybe once. You see there was this little MS just out there all by her lonesome self..................

Hey I am human after all!!:D :D :D
 
Note to self. Do not buy INFI off of ManixJ...he does terrible, terrible things with it.
 
smokelaw1 said:
Note to self. Do not buy INFI off of ManixJ...he does terrible, terrible things with it.
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... :grumpy: I lost my heart in Indy a few ears back... But I just found this SH Variant that might just fill the void. :) We'll see if it is HARDY enough to take the job. :D
 
My friends told me 440c was safe, and that I could use it and stop anytime. For me, it turned into a gateway steel. Before long, I was slapping SR101 onto my hip, and I soon developed an itch for more, an itch only INFI could scratch. Now I buy INFI on almost a weekly basis, and sometimes, I binge and really load up. Last night, when I was home alone, I laced my INFI with SR-77 and mainlined. I don’t know what to do. Between the work my knives do, and my enabling wife.. I think this is an addition I will have to live with.

anyone else freebase INFI dust? Ginducci?
I once rubbed some on my gums and eyes, and snored it, but nothing, I repeat, nothing compaired to... eh, maybe i should not tell you-
 
I just found out the Ram Warden I had last night has been with Turner 3!!! Oh god!!! I feel sick!!:barf: I know he is a good guy and all but talk about an infi wh*re!!:eek: I mean come on it's like kissing a hooker on the mouth!! Oh crap, I think I threw up in my mouth a little!!:barf: I already feel itchy all over!! I'm probally teaming with infi stds right now:thumbdn: I am going to have to go to the infi clinic tomorrow!! I feel like Jim Carey in Ace Ventura Pet Detective when he finds out that that hot female detective named Einhorn who he kissed on the mouth was a man!!:barf: Oh god!! Einhorn's a man!!!! If you guys need me I'll be in the shower alone and sobbing like Ace after he burned his clothes!!! Can anyone send me Ajax, steel wool, listerine, and tons and tons of chewing gum!!:grumpy: Why do I do this to myself!! J
 
My 12 step plan consists of acquiring at least 1 Busse per month for at least 12 months.

Next year I'll repeat the plan. Then the following year, and so on, and so on.....

This way I'll be sure to never fall off the wagon. Or run out of INFI. :D
 
manix J said:
I just found out the Ram Warden I had last night has been with Turner 3!!! Oh god!!! I feel sick!!:barf: I know he is a good guy and all but talk about an infi whore!!:eek: I mean come on it's like kissing a hooker on the mouth!! Oh crap, I think I threw up in my mouth a little!!:barf: I already feel itchy all over!! I'm probally teaming with infi stds right now:thumbdn: I am going to have to go to the infi clinic tomorrow!! I feel like Jim Carey in Ace Ventura Pet Detective when he finds out that that hot female detective named Einhorn who he kissed on the mouth was a man!!:barf: Oh god!! Einhorn's a man!!!! If you guys need me I'll be in the shower alone and sobbing like Ace after he burned his clothes!!! Can anyone send me Ajax, steel wool, listerine, and tons and tons of chewing gum!!:grumpy: Why do I do this to myself!! J
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Hey - I get my shots! And it has been a long time since my "experimentation phase" :D :thumbup: ........ And while I got around a bit I never crossed the AC/DC line:barf: !!

But I was her first so be kind to her and treat her well. She is a special little piece of INFI and I will miss her - Make her happy!!:cool:
 
TurnerIII said:

Hey - I get my shots! And it has been a long time since my "experimentation phase" :D :thumbup: ........ And while I got around a bit I never crossed the AC/DC line:barf: !!

But I was her first so be kind to her and treat her well. She is a special little piece of INFI and I will miss her - Make her happy!!:cool:
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Good folks over here on the Busse forum!! Oh great my girl said I have to go and eat again!! Doesn't she know I ate yesterday!??? Well I'd better go because I'm in the dog house with her as it is!! My punk as* neighbor came over this afternoon whining to her about the savage beating I laid on him last night for not sharing his infi with me!!:mad: Gotta run!! J
 
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