Ist 48hrs, hikv and it's mysterious ways

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To continue my previous "First ever" post:

I receive the 15"Ak and the 18"GS.
I'll just skip over the raided sock drawers and piggybanks part, wasn't pretty; spousal type- "A knife is a knife. Why would you need more than a swiss army knife?", forgotten as I opened box anyway.

It's beyond my ability to describe the feelings holding them for the first time. There is a profundity that goes beyond words anyway.

Back to my experience, First Khuk owner kinda stuff = can't put em down longer'n a couple minuites before picking 'em up again, wander around house khuks in hand, slash at air, maybe chop some air,
repeat, take to dinner/sneak peaks under the table and so on. Will assume this is normal behavior for the afflicted despite daughters comments to the contrary.

Son and I happily traded back and forth admiring each. Good thing there were two ......!

That was the first night.
The next day they were GONE! Not in the house anywhere.

Tracked AK down out back. Husband, upon seeing me clutches AK to his chest-unsheathed yells out "Mine! It speaks to me! I could build a house with this thing! Thanks!"
I was just hoping the khuks would be pretty enough that I wouldn't get too much grief. Didn't see that coming. This HIKV works in mysterious ways.
I can live with that, it was a bit top heavy for me anyway.

15" AK heavy?! Okay I'm the shrimp in asian family that's very, very, petite, under 5', 91 lbs. GS looks like a sword on me.

First clue to whereabouts of My Gelbu; piles of brush, bit of kindling 3 saplings 3"-3 1/2"dia. And son coming out of the woods with another. His words "It's beyond imaging. Cuts like butter and doesn't hurt your hand chopping. It really wants to work Mom!"
Won't get into how gelbu spoke to him.
:(
Judging by the piles they work quite well together.

Did I mention I had two brand new Khukuris? (For a night!)

Field report:
They seem to have a heck of a lot to say!

Brighter side:
They got to sleep sometime.
Moms can be very patient!

Shirley
 
Sounds like a good excuse to buy some more khukuris:) It's really neat that your family is getting involved, even if they do steal your khuks.
--Josh
 
I like the image of your husband clutching it to his chest; mine! I notice it didn't take him long to pick up on the proper BS neccesary to mollify you, ie, the khuks 'spoke' to him....likely story.


very clever man.


munk
 
Great field report, Shirley!

I wish my spouse was so understanding. :p She sees a triangular box and goes nuts, sort of like Pavlov's dog. :D
 
Welcome to the forum.

Sounds like a couple of folks should buy you a kuhkuri:)
 
If I start telling you all that your khuks are calling to me, speaking to me, would you stand in the way of love and keep them imprisoned?



munk
 
Munk:

Ya mean I done been had!:eek:
Point taken, but I'll still go with better to give than receive. (This Time.)
Sorry Munk, no more Khuks to send even if you did fall in love.
Better, huh? New girl on a learning curve.


Semper Fi:

Best the way it is. In my case triangle box= no khuk in hand.
Bad feeling.:(
 
Classic! Shirley the Swordmaiden. Post a pic of that in the "Post your ugly mug here" thread. (You can see what a 27" HI Falcata looks like in my hand in that thread!) I can see it now--family portrait, American Gothic style, with everyone clutching a khuk and smiling in that disquieting manner...

I had the 21 inch GS for a while, Shirley, and loved it. The 12-18 inchers I'm sure are a bit more practical.

My wife quickly confiscated the HI Kagas Katne for her own malign designs (Well, not that malign. I just wanted to use two words with "ign" in them).

Have fun, be safe.

Keith
 
You weren't had, Shirley; I thought that a great story you told. I'm glad the khuks found a home.

munk
 
Your situation sounds a bit like when my 15" Sirupatui arrived. It was pretty sharp to start with but I touched it up just a bit. I made the mistake of putting it down on the kitchen table and that is the last time I touched it for several months. She gave it back to me a while back but, she comes to borrow it quite often. Some times she doesn't have to borrow it. I go in the kitchen and help cut up whatever she has on the cutting board.
I don't mind and I even do dishes once in a while. She seems to like the help.:)
 
Thanks for the empathy in your posts.

No digicam-can't photo for now.

Pen:
That's one ghastly...good take.

Ferrous: haven't found yours yet.

How do you all wear your larger, longer Khuks?
 
Quack Alert, Quack Alert, go to "DUCK-CON 4".:eek: ;)

Shirley, you need to order a 12" Sirupati. Go to the fabric store and get some fuzzy pink material to make a slip cover for it's scabbard. Hang this magical talisman up somewhere in your house and you'll be well protected from the web-footed, cave dwelling, M-43 hording, Vampire Duck, known as Quackipuss (shudder). Oh the horror...the horror..

Sarge
 
Jim:

Are you "Duck" or "Saint"? :confused:
What kinda help exactly? That seems to be an area of concern to some?


Slvrfalcn:

Hanging up Khuks is not a good idea for me; they disappear by morning.
Maybe under the bed.
 
Lil Darlin,
I am a Saint!!Don't bother reading past history concerning me!!:grumpy: "IT'S FIXED & DISTORTED"!!Sarge has had his head too close to A10's(my fav. machinery),due to this, he hears & see's things,(simply put he's a nice guy but not quite right "upstairs")!Rus is constantly on meds.(nice guy but confined to the desert by the establishment),he is allowed in town on the weekend! THAT NDN(sigh,sad case,can't talk about it,sworn to ...ahhh,let's just say very disturbed)!Maui(plays hide & seek in the woods,(that ought to tell you something about him)Pappy & Semper(THE TWINS,they spent too much time in the MARINES,now they are loose on innocent people like me)! So you see ,I am a Saint,a innocent Researcher,your next K should be a GS, that will suit you "just fine"!!Now as for your joining THE FELLOWSHIP... & DONATIONS.....bWAAAAAAAA! :D
jim(Saint):cool:
Ps- Watch out for AC he has become a trucker, seems nice, but rotten to the core(corrupted by Wal. his tree huggen Dad)! Uncle watches over these MISFITS(with help from me ,now & then)! See why you can trust only me!! ;)
 
Originally posted by Pappy
I don't mind and I even do dishes once in a while. She seems to like the help.:)

Pappy, WHAT are yOu DOing! DISHES! GAWD! You'll ruin our ruff tuff JAR HEAD image! Never say you do dishes! (I do them too but I never tell, and only under the cover of darkness). THe DUck will have a field Day with that! I can hear it now....YAPPY AND WHIMPER...Not aS Lean, Not as Mean, Green DISH WASHING MACHINES! BWAAAAAAA! :D :D :D We're doomed!
 
Yappy & Whimper,
Dishes?? :D Choke!! That's so sweet,next you will be doing the washing,& collecting LITTLE FRILLY DOLLIES!:barf:Gurkas, K's & dishes!!Bwaaaaaa! Aww,we got Men,Ladies AND Yappy & Whimper on this forum now! HEE! "ALL" groups are NOW represented!! hee,hee! You all(can I still call you men) MADE MY DAY!!THIS is only the beginning!!BWAAAAAA! You all are DOOMED!! The DUCK is taking off the KID GLOVES!!Uncle put up some more K'S!!HEE! I feel like acquiring some MORE!!DISHES,bet they are in aprons ,dusting around the knick nacks now, then vaccuming! Bwaaa!
jim(Saint) :cool:
 
Look here, what's this big deal about dishes? You show me any swinging Richard that served as an enlisted man and never pulled KP. Ain't no shame in it, and it's a heck of a lot better than burning the buckets.

"Sarge has had his head too close to A-10s"

Yup, maybe so, but A-10s are sweethearts compared to F-4 Phantoms. Now those were some noisy birds.:barf: The Hawgs can tote a lot of ordinance, but there ain't no sound sweeter than that thunderous belch from the main gun.:D I'm glad the new Joint Strike Fighter won't be replacing 'em before I get a chance to retire.

Sarge
 
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