Ist 48hrs, hikv and it's mysterious ways

Originally posted by jim_l_clifton
Yappy & Whimper,

Dishes?? :D Choke!!
That's so sweet,next you will be doing the washing,& collecting LITTLE FRILLY DOLLIES!:barf:
Gurkas, K's & dishes!!Bwaaaaaa!
Aww,we got Men,Ladies AND Yappy & Whimper on this forum now! HEE! "ALL" groups are NOW represented!! hee,hee!
You all(can I still call you men) MADE MY DAY!!
THIS is only the beginning!!BWAAAAAA! You all are
DOOMED!!


The DUCK is taking off the KID GLOVES!!
Uncle put up some more K'S!!HEE!
I feel like acquiring some MORE!!

DISHES,bet they are in aprons ,dusting around the knick nacks now, then vaccuming! Bwaaa!
jim(Saint) :cool:

?!?!?!?!? And all of this from a Quackipuss who wears Kid Gloves and admits it, and who has been known to wear Little Frilly Lace Collars with tailored washed silk shirts and skin tight pantaloons tucked into skin tight red boots with purple accents!?!?!?!(Some of Quackipuss's outfits can be seen on the famous Khukura thread.)
Quackipuss also speaks with a voice that he stole from Daffy, the True Saintly Duck, as well as trying to steal the rest of Daffy's persona as well.
Quackipuss also seduces pretty little young ladies to come and do his dishes, dusting, and vacumning the floor and then........
Well, lets just say it isn't pretty but the pretty little young ladies are let down in their expectations as Quackipuss is just too plain old and...........
I'm gonna let y'all use your imagination's as anything y'all can imagine Can't will not come near close to what the facts truly are!!!!
Besides, our imaginations protect us and with Quackipuss all things mental have to be protected!!!!:eek:
 
OH MY LORD,Ole Chief Pain-in the BUTT is waxing eloquent!:barf:As for the Ladies,some of us can & do! Some of you CAN'T & DON'T!!:p bETTER GO COUNT YOUR k'S i THINK ONE IS now MISSING!bWAAAAA.Remember when you had 30+??? OOOps!!
jim(Saint):cool:
 
Maui,
Let me see you were banned from the ISLANDS! Forced to go North, live in the woods,hug & sniff trees & YOU are going to question an OLD QUALIFIED RESEARCHER ABOUT WOMEN & K'S?? "KID",YOU have lost your alleged MIND!!:rolleyes:
jim(Saint):cool:
 
Your starting to sound like a flock headed north.
All that quacking and ain't said nothing that makes sense what ever. Don't worry Semp. I'm Bet'in he has done a ton of dishes. Are you married Jim?:D
 
Yappy,
ONE WOMAN! You gotta be kidding!!Married !! Why?? I like variety! Married to "one woman" forever!! Scares me to death! Once I say "I DO",then "I DON'T(play around)ANYMORE"!!I repeat "scares me to death'!! Came close 3 times!! But that's another story!!
jim(Saint):cool:
 
Originally posted by jim_l_clifton


(simply put he's a nice guy but not quite right "upstairs")!

My take: A nice guy with an "upstairs" is a big step up from some types.


Rus (nice guy but confined to the desert by the establishment),

-Develops highly compassionate, contemplative nature-


THAT NDN(sigh,sad case,can't talk about it,sworn to ...ahhh,let's just say very disturbed)!

- very disturbed = very interesting!


Maui(plays hide & seek in the woods,(that ought to tell you something about him)

-Whats wrong with hide & seek in the woods?!! I like that game!


Pappy & Semper(THE TWINS,they spent too much time in the MARINES,now they are loose on innocent people like me)!

-Maybe karmic thing, as in "you reap what you sow".


I am a Saint
- Anyone claiming to be a saint, is suspect to me!

BUSTED BUBBA!

Maybe if you joined Rusty in the desert for awhile.....


:p :D
 
Shirley,

Please excuse the insult, but you're going to fit in quite nicely here.
 
Duck:

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As I once told the District Judge, " Your Honor, I'm not certified to do diagnoses, but if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and waddles like a duck, I suggest that it's time to call in the Fish & Game Department."
 
Bill,
I never knew there could be this many jealous people!:)Rus,take it easy,the white jacket boys will be here for you soon!Convention would have been nice! Just think,me in the same room with all of these MISFITS!,I would have Rus,Maui,THAT NDN,PYappy & Whimper in line to join THE FELLOWSHIP!!The Cantina would be talking about that for yrs.Bwaaaaa!
jim(Saint):cool:
Bill,Sigh,Maybe I should go back in retirement,fishing,relaxing,women,not
having to put up with...these...misguided
disbelievers!:grumpy:,NO NDN,NO RUS PEACE
& NO voice yelling"pass me the meds"! Am
thinking of peacefully vanishing!
 
Originally posted by Kukri4302
Bill,Sigh,Maybe I should go back in retirement,fishing,relaxing,women,not
having to put up with...these...misguided
disbelievers!:grumpy:,NO NDN,NO RUS PEACE
& NO voice yelling"pass me the meds"! Am
thinking of peacefully vanishing!

Promises, Promises! :D

As long as there is an M43 left on the planet I don't think so. :p
 
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