e_utopia; several things; 1) to quote you, "500 HP is nothin'" ARE YOU NUTS? Have you EVER driven a car with anywhere NEAR that much power? My Uncle has a 96 Viper GTS. Stock, it has 450HP, which is a lot, but he got his kicked up to 550. I've driven it with the mods, and I was hyperventilating, and my palms were sweating. I lay down rubber just trying to make a simple turn to merge with traffic! 550 is an awful lot of horses, and a hell of a lot of raw power to have on tap! (Also the nagging thought that this is not my $100,000 car, and I REALLY don't want to be alive if anything should happen to it!)
2) "A slightly used Ferrari costs the same as a new Viper." What model? I really doubt that you'll see a $160,000.00 Modena on "sale" for anywhere near the GTS price of about $80,000! If you do, tell me where, and I'll get a loan!!!
3) "Plus, have you noticed the shape of a Viper? I think there's something Freudian that can be said about them...." The Viper, especially the GTS, is a VERY curvaceous car. I assume that's what you're referring to. If you are gay, I could understand you not appreciating the curves quite as much. However, I LOVE the car and every sexy inch of its curves!
Dr. Jones
[This message has been edited by drjones (edited 06-18-2001).]