Originally posted by CAVEDWELLER
P.S. I'm a jackass.
As opposed to being a Jenny, Cavedweller?
Or as opposed to being a horse's arse?
Whichever of the above three possibilities obtains, it far from helps in distinguishing you from the rest of your fellow HI forumites. In fact I
know the forum has a number of bulls in it ( some Texas longhorns too ), though I can't say I've actually sighted one. The evidence left behind is unmistakable ( as opposed to buffalo chips - well, actually american Bison* chips if you want to be technical - we have a few of them too ) or water buffalo. We also have a few donkeys and monkeys, and one claimed camel, of the arabic rather than bactrian sort. Possibly even a few yaks and yetis around. Don't make me get into dzos ( cow/yak crossbreeds ) or beefalo.
* If you didn't know there are Polish bison, there are, and it's been discussed at length. It may have been archived. ( One more reason for frequenting the Cantina: you learn something new all the time. )
For those previously unaware of this, the term Cantina comes from the bar scene in the original Star Wars, and the different types of oddballs around it. It eventually became known as Uncle Bill's Cantina and Stage Stop. Coming from the east, take the ferry at Lake's Crossing. You may need a Court Order to get in legally via Lake's Crossing, the new building north of the brick buildings of the Nevada Mental Health Institute. I took some special training sessions there and also visited a friend while he was being assessed there ( on suicide watch ) pretrial.
If you're coming from the past/present/future, you can get to us by transfering/linking through Callahan's Crosstime Saloon ( get a note from Spider Robinson ), or Star Wars, or one of Heinlein's universes**, or just bookmark the HI forum on your computer.
(** Tunnel in the Sky, Glory Road, Number of the Beast and more )
You oldtimers know Bill or I or Howard or Yvsa - or one or another of the folks who're always around here - we used to always try to welcome new folks as they showed up. Year or two back we just plain lost it. Got us confuseled with all the folks dropping by. Understand that we still want too, it's just like trying to remember all the grandkids and great-grandkids birthdays. You can write them down all you want, but somedays you get up running in the morning and forget to check the calendar for a week or two.
If any of you ain't gotten a personal welcome, HELLO THERE! We're glad you're
here, and we really mean it. Gotta go now, I think it's past time for my medication.