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Need a team slot. Retired (which means has the time) Electrical Engineer which indicates superior left-brain capabilities, but a creative, artist type which means right-brain ability (i.e., I kin figger thangs out antuetivly).

Also left-handed. (More right-brain creative evidence.)
 
Hoping for a slot on any team. I'm on a T1 at work and DSL and Cable modem at home. Good at searching info on-line. Cell phone and 800 number Pager ready to go.

Will work for INFI:D
 
I'm 5 by 5 here. That means I am right on and ready for war. :D :D
 
I'm only going to write this once.

I run over 2000 successful searches a day as my work calls for specific second hand, crack in the wall, inns and hotels globally to be sought.

If it's on the web, I can find it. No, not just with Google.

Pick me if only because you don’t want me researching against you. If that doesn't work I have INFI that I'm willing to bribe with. dammit! <-- {Edited to add: I'm serious!!} :eek: :D
 
Some reasons for one of you Alpha Boars out there to pick me:

Obligatory equipment: I've got phones, bandwidth and brains available as needed...

I use search engines all the time for my work, often having to tease out obscure information about things with very common, multiuse names. Been doing it since the days of altavista.digital.com. I've written my own search engines...

Been to Vegas a bunch of times before, so I know the area...

I have enough bandwidth to knock just about anybody offli - er, never mind - no shenanigans!

I'm fully commited to changing my "no variants" lifestyle... though I will remain steadfastly commited to my "no deviants" lifestyle :D

I will not sleep, since sleep will be impossible knowing those tags are out there!

I will subsist on a diet of bacon, pork chops, ham, pancetta and sausage until the contest is over. I will prep and eat exclusively with INFI utensils...

(For Skunk): I evangelized your recipes and signed my last two paychecks over to you...

Thank you for your consideration,
Jonathan
 
Pork-Keys here...
Ready to form Team Skeleton Keys.
Since I just logged on and found this thread, I haven't read all the posts yet, so please email me at skcpf@bcallc.com to let me know if you are available and what your expertise is.
I will respond very quickly cuz I'm a starved porker right now and need to get to dinner.
My qualifications:
Have two eyes, two arms, two legs, all in pretty good working condition. Got a cell phone. Got a notebook computer, but no progs on it as I just got it. Won't be using it.
I will arrive in LV on the 11th and will be leaving on the 16th.

OK, let me know who's available for this team.
Steve
 
I'm in jusr let me know. I have lots of bandwidth o nthe digital connection and a sprint digital phone with free nation wide long distance.
Nick
~Nuclear INFIdel and member of O.I.N.K.~
~Isn't this place a geographical oddity? TWO WEEKSfrom anywhere!~
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Who wants to be on team Buy Brown?:confused:
 
I'm smart, I'm INFI-loving, I'm available--and I totally suck at answering riddles and such, so I'm not going to drag a team down with my presence. :D

Best of luck to all of you! :cool:
 
All we got here at Camp Jackson is hand crank field phones and walkie talkies as big as a loaf of bread! You guys at Benning have got it made! They let us watch Green Acres at 4:30 if we're good! Hunt up that INFI! :D

I tried to drink my way through Dmax's "gift" list only I can't find any Brooklyn Brewery Black Chocolate Stout but luckily I just brewed a 7.5% stout and I think it's time for one nowwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
 
Originally posted by Jerry Busse
Original post has been edited to correct the dates.
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Do I win anything for catching that? Huh/ Huh??:eek: :eek:

Who'd like an old retired firefighter with plenty of time and a keen eye for the mundane on their home team???

w.webb@snet.net
 
You gotta have an email address to be on a team and I can find no email address for you. Please post.
Steve
 
Oh Dave, pick me, pick me!!!

By the way I have one of your sheaths for my Killer Bee and it's the best. :) :) :)

That dosen't sound like kissing up does it? :confused:
 
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