I've got just one short and simple thing to say about these longer wait times between offerings:

[DamascusBowie]

Nope. I love my girl, and I love my INfI. I allocate my funds accordingly, and never second guess these wise investments. Thing is, only one of them comes with an unconditional lifetime warranty.

Youre a better man than me. The way I see it, Id still have that MOAB today if I had spent my money more wisely

 

[ScoMa]

Youre a better man than me. The way I see it, Id still have that MOAB today if I had spent my money more wisely

Did you sell it to fund your “Mother Of All Babies”? If so, you technically still have a MOAB!

 

[DamascusBowie]

Did you sell it to fund your “Mother Of All Babies”? If so, you technically still have a MOAB!

Hahaha

 

[hydeinmind]

Without giving away my relationship status, have you ever spent money on your girlfriend and in your mind wonder what kind of infi you could have got?

Haha yessir! This is why I’m on BF, like minded individuals and all that! I think of all things in infi quantities. True story, every time I pay a large bill I joke with my wife and ask her, “honey do you know how many Busses I could have had for that?” Lol I get eye rolls in return but she knows I’m jokin and we’re good to each other.

But anyways, bro, I wasn’t talkin about spendin money!

 

[DamascusBowie]

You're not griping? Ooookaaaaay.

Ok, at this point i am in a very griping mood, however I am still not officially lodging a gripe with management, but Im bumping this thread just in case its needed.

 

[clampdaddy]

If it makes you feel any better, I ordered a BG FBM about three weeks ago and I got shipping notice on monday. Should be in my paws on monday.

 

[gk4ever2]

Nope. I love my girl, and I love my INfI. I allocate my funds accordingly, and never second guess these wise investments. Thing is, only one of them comes with an unconditional lifetime warranty.

If you have never been through a contentious divorce (or known someone who has), you might not realize how true your statement about the "lifetime warranty" is.

 

[Fonedork]

 

[ScoMa]

Never been married, never will be. Not knocking anyone who is/was, just not for me. I’ve witnessed more end horribly than withstand the test of time. Took a while, but I found an amazing girl who is on the same page. As the saying goes, “A smart man learns from his mistakes. A wise man learns from the mistakes of others”. Then again, I’ve sure made a lot of mistakes....

Fun Fact!!
100% of divorces are caused by marriage.

 

[JohnTheTexican]

Never been married, never will be. Not knocking anyone who is/was, just not for me. I’ve witnessed more end horribly than withstand the test of time. Took a while, but I found an amazing girl who is on the same page. As the saying goes, “A smart man learns from his mistakes. A wise man learns from the mistakes of others”. Then again, I’ve sure made a lot of mistakes....

Fun Fact!!
100% of divorces are caused by marriage.

I used to say that God gave us marriage so we wouldn't mind death so much.
But now I think I was just married to the wrong person.

 

[clampdaddy]

Nope. I love my girl, and I love my INfI. I allocate my funds accordingly, and never second guess these wise investments. Thing is, only one of them comes with an unconditional lifetime warranty.

Marriage is supposed to be a lifetime warranty. But having a lifetime warranty and honoring one are two very different things.

 

[ScoMa]

Wives are cool, but a Mistress is a sure bet

Honestly, I just can’t handle the thought of having to give her half of my INFI

 

[Leonardo63]

Wives are cool, but a Mistress is a sure bet

Honestly, I just can’t handle the thought of having to give her half of my INFI

LOL! You assume you'd get half? .... Not if her lawyer knew about it cause he's going to take the other half