I've Got Your Freakin' Pork Chop Right Here

Guyon

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Realizing that I might become type-cast as a two-dimensional photographer only known for the martini shots and the stump shots, I've decided to branch out into an entirely new series.

I present for your viewing pleasure the first edition of... The Pork Chop Series.

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I'm not entirely positive, but this may be the first picture of grilled INFI that we've seen.

These weren't your Auntie Fran's paper-thin chops either. These were a good 1.5"+. Grilled to perfection and Hoglicious. :thumbup:

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Of course, there's nothing better during an intense grilling session than a pre-dinner, two garlic-stuffed olive, dirty martini. :thumbup:


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Whew!! For a second there, Guyon, I was afraid sumpin' BAD had happened! :eek: Then I saw the martooni and I realized everything really WAS OK!!! :D Nice chops, baby!

A girl needs a knife...
 
I don't understand ... :confused:

Where are the grill marks on the GW?? :eek:

I was surprised myself. Apparently, INFI can only be destroyed by casting it back into the fires of Mount Doom.

Some sort of strange script did appear on the blade when it heated up, however. :confused:

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go stroke My Precious.
 
DANG!!! Those look freaking good! I just may have to fire up the Weber this weekend....mmmmmmmmm, Pork!:thumbup:
 
I was surprised myself. Apparently, INFI can only be destroyed by casting it back into the fires of Mount Doom.

Some sort of strange script did appear on the blade when it heated up, however. :confused:

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go stroke My Precious.

Naturally! What WAS I thinking .... ? :confused:

[Wouldn't that be Mt. Wauseon? :confused: We need an old, white-haired Wizard to clear up these questions --- where's Skunk when we REALLY need him? :confused:]
 
We need an old, white-haired Wizard to clear up these questions --- where's Skunk when we REALLY need him? :confused:]

You know, after I took the INFI off the pork, a tiny, strange-looking, older guy did appear for just a few seconds.

He had but one cryptic message, which I captured in this hastily taken snapshot.

OP, does his imperative mean anything to you? :confused:



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Yeah baby!

Quality !!

When your used to the Best.......Everything else is just 2nd rate.:D:thumbup:
 
I guess the old saying. "You are what you eat!" holds true!!! :eek: :D

Nice chops! :thumbup:

Jerry :D





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All that food looks fake!:eek: mail it to me fast for proper disposal!:D


....your making me hungry!

:D
 
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