I've seen it all!

desperate times call for desperate measures...:D:thumbup:

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I bet he woke up the next morning with a bruised torpedo thinking "awwww man, what the hell did I DO last night??!"

At least all of my drunken mistakes have had a pulse... :D
 
Reportedly, he was saying the next day that he had never gone to bed with an ugly buffalo, and doesn't know how he woke up with one, at which point he swore he would never drink again. "But she was better than most," he said, "she never made a sound. And what a body! She must have been working out, or something, because she was really toned hard."
 
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's great, made me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess the expression "HUNG LIKE A MOOSE" is out of the question....
 
I can understand the situation, poor Moose.

He probably finds the statue more responsive than his wife of 20 years.
 
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