That's it I'm selling all of my ESEEs after seeing you use them to slaughter poor innocent piece of bacon with one and using it for advertising purposes condoning how great it is for slicing ham!!!
But on a serious note; I never did get to dissect a fetal pig in school. I did however get to do frogs, and on that day I made one girl puke, the teacher laugh his but off, and the principle a little more afraid of me.
How you ask.
Easy finish the dissection in record time and with the other half of the class remove one of the legs find the tendons and pull on them making the leg move and use it to play soccer with a balled up piece of paper, which made the prissy girl puke. Then Remove the head hallow it out and make it into a finger puppet and use it to sing it ain't easy being green (my teacher couldn't stop laughing) The principle part came from taking the "puppet" with me and another teacher not find it funny and sent me to the principle's office to explain what I did. He was not amused either.