Janitor's Closet Now Open . . YOWZA!!!. . . The Pregnant Dodo Bird Assault ! ! !

Jerry Busse

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Let me start by apologizing for the UGLY that this knife is. . . .

My programmer, Bobbo, decided to have Jack, Jose, Johnnie, and Jim help him to draw the belly of the handle on this blade. . . . I drew the rest of the knife but he decided to "help" by drawing the belly of the handle all by himself. . . . Nice Job Bobbo!!!!!. . . . .:eek:

Not since my drunken stupor produced the Nuclear SeaHorse have I seen something quite this ugly!!!!

Luckily, they only ran 13 of these fat handled blades before I was able to stop them. . . . THERE WILL BE NO MORE. . .EVER!!!!!

Think of it as a Dodo Bird that bred with a California Legal Light Brigade Argonne Assault with a nuclear meltdown treatment, and you can kind of get an idea of where this nightmare started. . . . .

We can't shape the handles down to a less pregnant shape because they are hollowed out, so there is no way to save this now extinct design. On a positive note, it's a real hand filler!!!

These will be coated blades only and will have handshaped handles. They will be marked with the Busse Custom Shop "Sorry, I Was Drunk" mark!!!

There are only 13 of these and they will be marked as "1 of 13" on the blade . . . . . and like the Dodo Bird. . . there will be no more!!!!

Price is $497.00 and includes your choice of blade coating and handle material.

Available blade coatings on this model: Black, Desert Sage, or Muddy

Handle Options: Pretty much any solid, multicolor G-10, or canvas micarta that we have in stock. (Check with Amy)

The blades are 10" long and are 1/4" thick. OAL is 16"

The blade is expertly crafted and has three distinct bevels including a very shallow hollow grind (primary bevel), Deep dish hollow grind (Spine bevel) and a Convex bevel at the tip.

It is fairly light at only 15.6 ounces w/o handles and moves very quickly. . . You should be able to move it fast enough to not be seen very clearly . . . . and that's a good thing!!! ;)

If you are as drunk as the guy who programmed this nightmare and decide that you want one of these very rare blades, please email Amy at amy@bussecombat.com and myself at jerry@bussecombat.com. You must include all pertinent information (real name, contact info, blade color and handle material choice)

First come. . . first serve . . .

Let's Drink to the demise of the Dodo Bird Assault!!! :thumbup:

Jerry :D

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It's got a beer belly but still means business! :D

Pretty cool; wish I had dough for one.
 
That's a dang shame... I absolutely LOVE that blade and grind, Bossman, but I can't get over that handle. Better have Bobbo stick with Johnnie...and fire those other bozos!!! ;) :D:D
 
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen...Email sent!!!
 
Please remember to include what blade finish and handle you would like with your e-mails. Going fast boys...SUPER FAST
 
That's a dang shame... I absolutely LOVE that blade and grind, Bossman, but I can't get over that handle. Better have Bobbo stick with Johnnie...and fire those other bozos!!! ;) :D:D

Arrr! I have to agree with First Mate Jaxx -- that's one UGLY handle!!
 
So tempted. But if I spent my money now what would I be missing out on next?

Arggg, this janitors closet may end up giving me ulcers.
 
WOW, that's a beautiful Blade, so when is the Ganza? Is the Go Go Go tonight?
 
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