>>> jeff <<<

Mrs.Shotgunner11 said:
i'm not finding you funny at the moment.
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they are like joke grenades, it will prolly hit you later at the most inappropriate moment. you may be at the store or gym and just burst out into a mad scientist like laugh and everyone will look at you as if you lost your mind! :)
 
I'm just gonna hide out for a few days behind this extra-thick concrete reinforced flame-retardant bunker.
 
So when is this rumble going to happen? I am pretty sure you could sell tickets and make some money off of it.
 
Mrs. S, you couldn't fly to my home town, you could hop on a commercial airway and land at Bristol, then maybe find a cessna or something flying to VA highlands or Tazewell County. Of course once you land you'll have to find a rental car place. :D And if you did finally make it, I can run and (Thanks to some realtree and mossy oak in my closest) I can hide. :D Also I don't know how your driving is, but last time I wound up in the Texas Oklahoma area all the roads were straight, here theres some curves with some drop offs.'


So you'll need:
Plane ticket to Bristol,
Find someone flying out to Tazewell Co,
Find someone to take you to a rent a car place,
(I'd recommend some gas guggler that has 4WD)
Pick up some 4 hour energy drinks,
duct tape,
tee ball bat,
rope & chain,
and bait..... I find shiny objects or cases of paintball would come in handy here.
Oh and a video camera.


:eek: of course my luck you'll make a stop at our mall that contains 4-5 stores, one of which Trader Jerry's is (I believe) the largest fire arms dealership in quite a ways.
 
Mrs.Shotgunner11 said:
good choice. I can leg press my own body weight :).

and mean..........wow...just wow...........i think my original plan was a bit too nice. i'm stepping it up a bit now ;)
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Yes, but can you leg press MY body weight?


MrCoffee said:
Hell I didnt even realize you were already in training..... CP, TKO'd in the first round.......

But TTD is right.... we need video.... :D
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Don't bet on it, bub.
I can do reps with 1255 on the leg press -- only because I can't get more weight on it. Gotta remember, I wasn't a casual gym user, I was a competitive powerlifter, and lifted RAW -- meaning just a belt, no squat suit, no bench shirt.

Me? I think the Mrs. will get spanked by the Corporal -- literally. :D


It's good to be the Corporal. :cool:



;)
 
Cpl Punishment said:
Yes, but can you leg press MY body weight?




Don't bet on it, bub.
I can do reps with 1255 on the leg press -- only because I can't get more weight on it. Gotta remember, I wasn't a casual gym user, I was a competitive powerlifter, and lifted RAW -- meaning just a belt, no squat suit, no bench shirt.

Me? I think the Mrs. will get spanked by the Corporal -- literally. :D


It's good to be the Corporal. :cool:



;)
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Some how I get the sad impression that you think this is gonna be a fair fight where you see the attack coming.... dude, forget that I mean, Hell, Mrs Shotty IS FEMALE, you'll never know what hit ya Bro.... :)
 
MrCoffee said:
Some how I get the sad impression that you think this is gonna be a fair fight where you see the attack coming.... dude, forget that I mean, Hell, Mrs Shotty IS FEMALE, you'll never know what hit ya Bro.... :)
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LOL, even if I was facing her I couldn't see her, she's 4 feet tall!!


J/K

:D
 
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