Alright, some of these photo's need explaining!
Ok, I will explain
Death from behind?
(NO, NO, Extreme Mullet Prevention Task Force)
PB&J overkill?
(really stale bread, really had to work to cut that one)
News flash! Children go to war with pumpkins!
(NO, NO, news flash, mom is looking out the window, and she is pissed that her husband let her daughter play with that sword)
That is just too cool! What is going on here!?!?
"Earl said there is beer under this hood, and I'ma gonna get it out!"
Why does that Scrapyard knife (SOD?) have a circle branded into it?
Actually, the real answer is that (if I am remembering the story correctly, he tried to cut out a finger hole, and burned out his cutter and gave up.