I'VE GOT IT!!!!
It has to be for the NASA Kansas Space Grant Consortium! And they need the knives to shread some tax payers money cause the Mars probe didn't cost enough!!!
This HAS to be it. I mean come on, the connections are CLEAR!
1) Space age technology IS used on your knives, or at least is should be after all IT IS almost the 21st century, and NASA uses space age technology. (or so I've heard)
2) That picture for the contest CLEARLY shows the sky, and NASA sends shuttles INTO the sky.
3) Your handles are made out of aluminum, NASA probably use aluminum foil for something.
4) I am tired and bored and had WAY too much coffee, and this just makes sense.
Jared - PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A KNIFE!!!!!
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Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."