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SkagSig40

SkagSig40

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I think this is how it goes. For the name of the bad guy I'll use Mr.Talabon, I forgot his real name. Also please forgive some of my spelling!!:D


President Bush goes over to Afganastan to meet with Mr.Talabon to talk about a peaceful solution to this problem. While talking and disscusing issues President Bush notices 3 small buttons on Mr. Talabon's arm rest. All of the sudden Mr Talabon pushes the 1st buttom and a boxing glove springs up and hits Bush in the face. Mr Talabon just laughs! Then Mr Talabon pushes the 2nd button and a foot springs from under his chair and hits the President in the shin! President Bush gets very mad but does not say anything and trys to find a peaceful way to end the meeting. Then Mr. Talabon hits the 3rd button and Bushes chair dumps over and Mr. Talabon just keeps on laughing!!! Bush is furrious and storms out!! Later Mr. Talabon is invited to the Whitehouse to finnish the meeting. When things get rolling at the Whitehouse Mr. Talabon notices 3 small buttons on Bushes chair. Whan Bush pushes the 1st button Mr.talabon ducks and nothing happens. When Bush hits the 2nd button Mr. Talabon picks his feet up but again nothing happens! All the while President Bush is luaghing it up! When Bush hits the 3rd button and nothing happens to Mr.Talabon he stands up and says this meeting is done and I'm going back to Afganastand!!! Then Bush looks up and says...what Afganastand ha ha ha!!!!
 
... and the phone rings, and somebody says to Bush: we missed the targets again! You destroyed the Empire State, the Eiffell tour and the Vatican!...
 
QUOTE]...we missed the targets again! You destroyed the Empire State, the Eiffell tour and the Vatican!...[/QUOTE]


Paulo,

Don't worry about those... The terrorist would have gotten them weeks ago.[
 
..comes another one of the same ilk -
The Canadian PM, the American President, and Osama BL find a lamp in the sand, whilst walking on the beach. Osama grabs it, rubs it, and the Genie appears. Looking at the three, he announces that since he only has three wishes to grant, he will divide them. The Canadian PM wishes for a meeting of the world leaders, in Ottawa, to settle the problems and bring a lasting peace. The Genie winks, and says it will happen in two weeks, so that they will all have time to gather their materials. Osama wishes for a great wall around Afghanistan, great enough to keep all the infidel Jews, Christians, Hindus, Buddhists (especially Gorkhas) out of his bought and paid for "holy land". The Genie winks and says "it is done". The American President asks about the wall - the Genie replies that it is impenetrable. "80,000 ft. high, no doors, no windows, nothing goes in and nothing can come out. Why do you want to know?" The American President replies "Fill it with water".
 
I heard that some time ago, but the country flooded was Argentina... there is a rivalry between Brazil and Argentina for ages, despite most north-americans think that Brazil's capital is Buenos Ayres...
 
Have you forgotten Rio de Janeiro? Nowadays, there's a brazilian soup opera about arab people... I think that in the next Carnival there will be a lot of belly dancers in Rio. Certanly the music will be samba, and the girls will draw a lot more than seven veils...
 
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