Jonesin for a Death Chat!!!!

[KnifeAddictAK]

Hmmmm... I'd ask "residue" of what but I'm afraid of the answer....

Some things are best left unknown.

agreed...lmao

 

[thatmguy]

 

[Xelloss]

Bah!!! Pthffffffffffffffffft!!!

-Mark

"That... is a secret!!!"

 

[voracious]

ack. phffft!
i miss bill the cat.

 

[KnifeAddictAK]

Bah!!!

feelin' a little sheepish??

 

[Xelloss]

ack. phffft!
i miss bill the cat.

Bill the Cat ruled... Remember his metal band, Deathtongue???

 

[KnifeAddictAK]

...........................

 

[SpearHead]

There was also Billy and the Boingers... with their one hit.... "You stink but I love you".

 

[thatmguy]

I think they wrote that from Mrs. Skunk to Mr. Skunk.

 

[SpearHead]

U Stink But I Love You (Lyrics*)
(B. Cat)

I hate the way you act
And I hate the way you smell
I hate the way you look, girl
'Cus you just look like hell

Chorus:
You make me sick! Way-oh, Way-oh, Way-oh
You make me sick! You really stink, girl
You make me sick! Way-oh, Way-oh, Way-oh
You make me sick!
(Tuba Solo)
...But I luuuuv you

I hate your polyester pantsuits
And your greasy hair,
Ant that stuff between your braces
And you hairy derriere

Chorus
(Guitar Solo)

When I got you in my backseat
And I tried to make my move
I had to roll down all the windows
To keep my face from turning blue

Chorus
(Tuba Solo)


*As printed in the book Billy and the Boingers Bootleg from 1987.

 

[SpearHead]

Also by Billy and the Boingers....


I'm A Boinger (Lyrics*)
(S. Dallas)

A bird on the bass
A tongue, what a face!
At best, the music could be described as lame

Sure we look disgusting
But whose chops are we busting
In a year, maybe two, we'll seem tame

And three years down the track
We'll be a Las Vegas lounge act
We'll be back
We'll be back, 'cus we're the Boingers

Jimmy dropped his pants
And Ozzie dines on bats
And Hendrix played guitar with his teeth

The Deadheads got their Jerry
And Mom's got her Barry
And Ronnie listens to guys like Falwell and Meese

But if you don't know by now
Bill bit the head off a cow
That's no lie
That's no lie, 'cus we're the Boingers

Was Bowie ever a fairy?
Was Debbie ever Harry?
Was Elvis ever the King?--let's not be reflective

Does Barbra wish she was a goy?
Is George really a boy?
Is Filthy ever Divine?--it's all subjective

Answers to all this
Lie with their psychoanalysts
Just relax
Just relax
I can't relax!
I can't relax, 'cus I'm a Boinger!

 

[KX1A]

un huh......so??????

 

[KX1A]

Shouldn't you be out in the bush somewhere?

 

[KX1A]

Did you get ahold of some of my MacCallan Cask Strength stash?

 

[SpearHead]

Shouldn't you be out in the bush somewhere?

Probably so... I seem to be getting in trouble sitting around the house.

 

[SpearHead]

Did you get ahold of some of my MacCallan Cask Strength stash?

Not yet, but feel free to send that along...

 

[KX1A]

Probably so... I seem to be getting in trouble sitting around the house.

wish I had something to help you out.

Hey, ever hear of a place called Tyonek??

 

[SpearHead]

Hey, ever hear of a place called Tyonek??

Yup...

Statistics & Facts

The population of Tyonek is approximately 154.
The approximate number of families is 92.


The amount of land area in Tyonek is 57.688 sq. kilometers.
The amount of surface water is 8.468 sq kilometers.
The distance from Tyonek to Washington DC is 3719 miles. The distance to the Alaska state capital is 662 miles. (as the crow flies)
Tyonek is positioned 61.06 degrees north of the equator and 151.21 degrees west of the prime meridian.

 

[KX1A]

And attainable only by aircraft??

 

[KnifeAddictAK]

Probably so... I seem to be getting in trouble sitting around the house.

i need to get out to the bush sometime.. when's the best time to visit your igloo???