Just Got Off Parole For Poaching

idahoskunk said:
sounds like we should order more than 36 of this model
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I think 36 in the satin/black paper sounds about right. That is certainly the combination I want.

Rick
 
The wife REALLY wants one of these brother Skunk! We really really gotta talk. :o
 
leatherman said:
The wife REALLY wants one of these brother Skunk! We really really gotta talk. :o
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I think Skunk is still waiting to catch Jerry in the right state of "drink" so he can dicker over price. :D

WE NEED AN ETA !!!
 
before anybody sends jerry a bottle of booze let me know, i'll give him a few minutes and then call for pricing ;)
 
I'm in. And remember, the bigger the bottle, the better the price on the GW. :D
 
Guyon said:
I'm in. And remember, the bigger the bottle, the better the price on the GW. :D
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Okay, I have to retract this earlier statement. An anonymous Busse insider sent me this graph depicting Jerry's inebriation levels (indicated by s-displacement, or "scotch displacement" index level) as a function of time. My understanding is that "scotch displacement" index levels are directly related to inebriation levels. The higher the index level, the drunker you are.

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You should notice that, at the third hour of drinking (or is that third minute of drinking???), Jerry is at peak inebriation. However, the amazing thing shown by this graph is that, as time passes and Jerry continues to drink,
HE GETS MORE AND MORE SOBER!!!

Edited to add: This amazing ability explains how Jerry is able to consume copious quantities of Pig's Nose and still grind away on INFI at all hours of the day. Quite extraordinary, to say the least. Most likely, this ability has something to do with inhalation of INFI dust, a factor that is not very well documented in the scientific community. However, for Skunk, this plateau means that there is a small window of opportunity regarding optimum price dickering. Skunk, miss that window (best guess is that it's at the peak of the inverted parabola, but I'm not sure if the scale is in minutes or hours), and your task is only going to get harder and harder. Good luck, buddy.
 
Busse operatives have terminated the all-important graph. Skunk, you're on your own.
 
A counter-operative insertion team has recovered the graph (see above), and new intel suggests that its time scale is in minutes, not hours!!!

That's right. Jerry is at peak drunkeness after three minutes of drinking (about four beers or eight shots), but he begins to sober soon thereafter even though alcohol consumption continues.

OPERATION PIG'S NOSE is now in planning stages.

Secure all channels. Mission commands soon to follow. Skunk, she's your baby from here on in.
 
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