just substitute the word “knife” for “paint” and you will understand (or visa versa

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Well it happened . . . when I least expected it. It must have took much fortitude for her to do it.
She really doesn’t want to talk knives or see them on the computer screen; creeps her out.
But she's trying.

She is a nonrepresentational fine artist; paints in oils.

She said to me today "I NEED to buy more paint".
I said just substitute the word “knife” for “paint” and you will understand the knife people I am talking with on Blade Forums. I think there might have been a slight moment of "OH" before the "Those guys scare me . . . they like sharp things and automatic weapons " settled back down into its acustomed nest.

Anyway what she did, what THE CHEF did, was to send me a link in an e-mail . . . a few excerpts follow. I have cut out a bunch but if you want to read it all look for David Lebovitz “My Favorite Knife” 3-16-16:

[The Chef . . . maybe I’ll keep her after all].

My favorite knife
No matter where I go, or where I move to, my knives come with me.
my favorite paring knife*. . . it’s still the*most cherished item in my batterie de cuisine.
in the Bay Area, before parking tickets tipped the $100 mark*in San Francisco, I would double-park and run into Columbus Cutlery to drop off, or pick up my knives left for sharpening. I didn’t trust my knives to anyone else to sharpen my knifes and I still don’t like to bring my knives in for sharpening anywhere else because I don’t trust anyone, no matter how competent they are. (It’s just one of my*things…) My philosophy on the best way to keep your knives sharp is to not let anyone else use them.

no one was allowed to touch them without written permission.
One day, my paring knife disappeared. In restaurant kitchens, it’s a big no-no to*use someone else’s knife without asking. (Preferably in writing.) Once, the head chef grabbed my chef’s knife and used the heel of it*to bust a hole in the top of a tin of olive oil. Ouch! I still cringe thinking about it today.
No matter how much I kept an eye on it, my*paring knife went wayward one night. I was distraught and it was never to be seen again, no matter how much I turned the place*upside down, mobilizing the entire restaurant to find it for me.

(The only time I threw a worse fit was when Barbra Streisand had come in for the dinner on my night off and*the next morning, they told me about it, but no one though to call me and let me know. Consequently, I wouldn’t talk to anyone in the restaurant for at least two weeks after that.)

I had that knife since my 20’s, and it’s decades later…and I still have it. It came back to me by serendipity:*it turned up ten years later in one of the silverware trays in the restaurant. A busboy found it and knowing that it was a cook’s knife, he asked around if anyone knew whose knife it was. I was stunned to see it again, and it was, remarkably, still in pretty good shape. Since then, we have not been separated (my knife and I, not me and the busboy)

“Friedrich Herder Abr. Sohn, Constant-werk, Stahlwarenfabrik…is one of the oldest firms in Solingen tracing its roots back to 1623. The family was involved in the knife business for more 200 years before Friedrich registered the company in Solingen in 1840.*They seem to have gone out of business

I’m pretty much*over letting others touch my knives. And I’m almost over not getting to meet Barbra Streisand. *Almost.

 
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Yah.
I just read here about a woman who pretty much always carries a neck knife on her neck or dangling from the rear view mirror. Not sure that's the direction The Chef is going but . . .

Also thinking of that made me remember once I went to a Sikh family's house and the young wife had a fixed blade dagger (not sure of the right term for it) on her hip in the house. First time I saw a woman so well armed. That was thirty five years ago . . . made me do a double take. I probably had a Buck 110 on me but gals carrying fixed blades in the city ? That was a new one for me.
 
Yah.
I just read here about a woman who pretty much always carries a neck knife on her neck or dangling from the rear view mirror. Not sure that's the direction The Chef is going but . . .

Also thinking of that made me remember once I went to a Sikh family's house and the young wife had a fixed blade dagger (not sure of the right term for it) on her hip in the house. First time I saw a woman so well armed. That was thirty five years ago . . . made me do a double take. I probably had a Buck 110 on me but gals carrying fixed blades in the city ? That was a new one for me.

Hehehe. That'd be my one and only. She's not a nut the way I am, but there are certain blades that I have to buy two of or lose forever. And for all the talk on here that knives are terrible SD weapons, anyone who gives her real grief is in for a series of deeply unpleasant surprises. ;)
 
This thread has inspired me to try painting with knives. :)
Seriously, I have knives, a blank canvas, and I know there's a sample pack of paint around here somewhere...
 
This thread has inspired me to try painting with knives. :)
Seriously, I have knives, a blank canvas, and I know there's a sample pack of paint around here somewhere...

Well, yeah, pallette knives are great! And if it's a knife on a pallette, it's a pallette knife, right?
 
Maybe she IS getting it Bagger...........how long did it take her????
Had this discussion once with mine and the comparison I made was shoes.......I woke up 3 days later in the hospital. Never made that analogy again!!!!
Good read, thanks!!
Joe
 
Try painting with knives

Well funny you should say that because THAT is exactly what she paints with a whole lot of the time.
In the first photo you can see the painting knives standing upright in the jars. They are like super thin trowels and come in many many sizes and thicknesses; some thin and flexy and delicate and some stiff and pretty large.

From using them on the paint which is mostly very finely ground minerals with a little linseed oil mixed in the edges of the knives get as sharp as razor blades and she has to be very careful when wiping them clean not to slice her hands to ribons and to boot some of the paint is quite poisonous in the blood stream.



She uses thick paint and alot of it but the effects are pretty interesting up close and from far away.
A person doesn’t have to “get it” (what the painting is about; that’s a personal thing maybe only the painter knows) but it is enough to just enjoy looking at the paint and the interesting textures and effects. If you like it you like it . . . if you don’t you don’t. Simple.

Here are a couple of close ups. Some times the paint is much, much thicker like looking down on a mountain range from a high flying plane.



 
I won't pretended I understand the painting but I kind of like it.
Needs more knife content.
 
comparison I made was shoes

Sounds totally logical to me; who needs more than a couple pairs of shoes ? Who needs more than a couple (well maybe four five or six) knives ?
and yet
there are ALL of those shoes right ?

Hey don't tell her I said that . . . I don't want to be hunted down and dragged from my cave like the uncivilized barbarian that I am . . .

and really, if I am honest, I have more shoes than The Chef. She tells me it's in my astrology. :o
 
I do understand that it's nonrepresentational...I have no clue, but I like her use of bright color.
 
Many years ago , in Italy I thought I would get something for my father ,an artist .Disappointment , as the pallete knives were all made in Japan ! We had a visiter once who was going to paint a large picture
of squash with pallete knives .We asked if he would like some misic .Yes he said stirring music .He then proceeded to paint to the quick paced classical piece !!
What ever your interests others think you're weird.
 
Also thinking of that made me remember once I went to a Sikh family's house and the young wife had a fixed blade dagger (not sure of the right term for it) on her hip in the house. First time I saw a woman so well armed. That was thirty five years ago . . . made me do a double take. I probably had a Buck 110 on me but gals carrying fixed blades in the city ? That was a new one for me.

Kirpan. It's a ceremonial item, like the turban, it relates to concepts in their religion.
 
Exactly, Esav.
I have one(kirpan), made by a Hindu, Jot Singh Khalsa.
The version I have is more a sub-hilt fighter.

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Sounds totally logical to me; who needs more than a couple pairs of shoes ? Who needs more than a couple (well maybe four five or six) knives ?
and yet
there are ALL of those shoes right ?

Hey don't tell her I said that . . . I don't want to be hunted down and dragged from my cave like the uncivilized barbarian that I am . . .

and really, if I am honest, I have more shoes than The Chef. She tells me it's in my astrology. :o

I don't HAVE to tell her........she just knows!! Start running now!!!
😬😬
Joe
 
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