Just to distract you:

Please Rusty,

I didn't know!

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"To know and to act are one."

To get away with it is fun.
 
Hey - I'm a fat guy with a beard myself!
Faugh!
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It was probably one of Shakespeares plays, already. No offence intended.

Fat I got, but no beard.

Be proud! Without fat guys with beards civilization as we know it would not exist.

There must be something in the combination.

Finn

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"To know and to act are one."

To get away with it is fun.
 
Oh, Lord!!! Reminds me of an old Mash episode on the television when some Officer from outside the unit comes down and sees the pranks and behaviors used to relieve the stresses. He rhetorically asks "Is everyone here crazy?!" and the company clerk hears amd answers him "Only the sane ones, Sir."

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And Brian would that "neck shot" be done with my Marlin.357 Magnum Carbine with 158 grain SJHP's or the 21" Mllennium Special?
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And Tom.
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Not a lot of difference between the parliament and the BIA,ainnit?
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And Finn, et al...... Do you know the "true" definition of "Fat?"

No?

It is a substance that lets two people get "Really Close" to one another,,,,,,,,,,,,, without hurting either of them.
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Another "Fat" man that's also one of the older ones here in this krazy khukuri kantina, But No Beard.
And I used to drink my coffee "Really Strong" because my brother said it would put "hair" on my chest as well as other parts.
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Dayum!!! I am so thankful that the "Really Strong" coffee Never worked!!!
Although I do know a "few" ndn's that have "hair" on their chests.

I grew a semblance of a moustache once. It took me TWO Years to where I had to trim it every other month or so.hehehehehe!!!!

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"I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

........unknown, to me anyway........

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I HATE Windows (*$@^+% ) 98.

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Hey Yvsa:

Remember the mustache I had at the Khonvention? Yes, it was there. Gotta get the light just right to see it though. And that's the result of 7 or 8 years. The beard stays full because when it gets shorter than an inch you can see the holes. It's kinda like the guy who's combing his hair to cover the bald spot.

I go down and get a haircut and have the barber plane the wild hairs off the top of the beard every month or so. Then he takes scissors and snips a hair or two if there's one straggling down into the corner of my mouth. The only time I have any hair on my chest is when I bow my head to pray and it's time to trim the beard.

Always wondered what nuts would fall out of my family tree if I used my uncle's tractor and eccentric cam on a belt round the tree ( kind of like those machines at the spas and fat farms for women) to really shake things loose?

Off subject, I helped him harvest almonds 35 years ago when I was 15. A hundred degrees out, dry tilled dirt that hangs in the air when disturbed, drag a couple heavy canvas sheets around the tree for the nuts to fall on, hook up the belt and let the tractor shake the nuts loose, then take an old baseball bat wrapped with rubber tire sections and slug the limbs with nuts still on them. All the time fuzz like peach fuzz is floating in ste air along with talc like dust and mixing with your sweat. I still won't eat almonds to this day!

How does that Kingston Trio song "Bad man's Blunder" go? "...I didn't like the way / the jury looked at me. ( "I think they were suspicious." ) Anyway, I suspect the family history I was told is about as accurate as Al Capone's tax return. Always wondered why I only needed to shave twice a week and couldn't grow a mustache.




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Yvsa,
The 21" Millennium special. No doubt about that. Also, I would like to stand up, and look you in the eye.
David

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"Old too soon, smart too late"

Uncle Bill M, 2000
 
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