KaBar Sporketh Lightning Round Contest...

Thanks Kabar!

The Kabar spork is commonly known as the eating tool of the "manly man" also used to carve out the skulls of their enemies to be used as drinking cup.

Beckerhead #319
 
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The spork has a serrated blade hidden in the handle
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Thanks KA-BAR!

The Tactical Spork weighs an amazingly light 0.1 lbs (that's only 1.6oz)!
 
Thank you ka-bar! Fun fact: ka-bar does not ship sporks (or any other of their products) directly to Belgium, but Bladite does :D
 
Thank you kabar!!

It is a fork/spoon combo with a hidden knife.
 
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Thank you Kabar.

The very nifty knife inside the spork handle has 12 serrations useful for cutting tough steaks or hard crusted bread. At least it looks like it would.

New Beckerhead #407
 
Thanks KA-BAR (you handsome devils!)

Using the handle of the Spork end, you can baton the knife through your French Fries to make smaller slivers of potato extract for easier digestion..
 
Thanks Kabar for this awesome tool.
Not only meant for camping, but for a survival situation as well.


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Thanks Kabar!

it is a little known fact that, like the very name KaBar was a bad translation of "killed a bear," the "spork" came from a mistranslation of "spayed pork" from an encounter with a wild boar. This design was based on the fourth prototype. May the bearers of the first three prototypes rest in peace.

(Beckerhead #207 reporting for duty)
 
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Thanks KABAR!
KABAR will be soon selling it as a matched set with the bottle opener as the KaBar complete field meal set!
BH#226
 
Thanks KABAR!

The sporketh works for a living, goes to hell and back, and will be greatly appreciated by soldiers as a combo eating utensil/sentry de-animator.
 
The Kabar Spork holds the potential to set sales records for sporks in oriental countries, where, in fact, chop sticks are more commonly used.

Thank you Kabar, as always, Semper Fi.
 
That's probably good enough...

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