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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Bobby Knight allows to live.
Bobby Knight does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Bobby Knight is Pain.
Bobby Knight has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Bobby Knight 2. Heart Disease 3. Cancer
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bobby Knight.
Bobby Knight counted to infinity - twice.
Bobby Knight's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
When Bobby Knight does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Bobby Knight has 72... and they're all poisonous.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Bobby Knight's fist.
Bobby Knight can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Bobby Knight is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Bobby Knight.
Bobby Knight can divide by zero.
Bobby Knight ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Bobby Knight can get Blackjack with just one card.

Is it sucking-up Thomas if its TRUE?
 
nygiantsfan3342 said:
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Bobby Knight allows to live.
Bobby Knight does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Bobby Knight is Pain.
Bobby Knight has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Bobby Knight 2. Heart Disease 3. Cancer
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bobby Knight.
Bobby Knight counted to infinity - twice.
Bobby Knight's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
When Bobby Knight does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Bobby Knight has 72... and they're all poisonous.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Bobby Knight's fist.
Bobby Knight can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Bobby Knight is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Bobby Knight.
Bobby Knight can divide by zero.
Bobby Knight ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Bobby Knight can get Blackjack with just one card.

Is it sucking-up Thomas if its TRUE?
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you forgot that Turkeys line up to be on Bobby Knight's table at Thanksgiving!
 
Thomas W said:
Stop suckin up, lol.
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Wasn't sucking up, Thomas. Just hoping to get you to put out some bags for Saturday, not free ones. If you gave stuff away to everyone that asked, you wouldn't be able to pay your satellite bill to watch the Coach.
Oh well, so much for the subliminal approach ;)
BTW, I thought the mention of his hometown would do it.

Rik
 
nygiantsfan3342 said:
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Bobby Knight allows to live.
Bobby Knight does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Bobby Knight is Pain.
Bobby Knight has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Bobby Knight 2. Heart Disease 3. Cancer
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bobby Knight.
Bobby Knight counted to infinity - twice.
Bobby Knight's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
When Bobby Knight does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Bobby Knight has 72... and they're all poisonous.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Bobby Knight's fist.
Bobby Knight can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Bobby Knight is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Bobby Knight.
Bobby Knight can divide by zero.
Bobby Knight ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Bobby Knight can get Blackjack with just one card.

Is it sucking-up Thomas if its TRUE?
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I just keep laughing at this. That is funny as hell. :eek:

uh...uh.....TRUE..but still funny. :)

mike
 
nygiantsfan3342 said:
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Bobby Knight allows to live.
Bobby Knight does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Bobby Knight is Pain.
Bobby Knight has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Bobby Knight 2. Heart Disease 3. Cancer
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bobby Knight.
Bobby Knight counted to infinity - twice.
Bobby Knight's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
When Bobby Knight does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Bobby Knight has 72... and they're all poisonous.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Bobby Knight's fist.
Bobby Knight can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Bobby Knight is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Bobby Knight.
Bobby Knight can divide by zero.
Bobby Knight ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Bobby Knight can get Blackjack with just one card.

Is it sucking-up Thomas if its TRUE?
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Bobby Knight recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Bobby Knights tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

If you spell Bobby Knight in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

The following is a short list of things Bobby Knight cannot do:

If you make a list of 10 things Bobby Knight cannot do, he will appear at your
house and perform them all.Your life may be forfeit.

Bobby Knight does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure.
Bobby Knight goes killing.

Bobby Knight can slam revolving doors.

Bobby Knight once taught a class called "Ass Kicking 101". There were no survivors. :eek:
 
Thomas W said:
Make sure to look me up at the sale sixfoot7, I'll get you hooked up.
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Thomas, thank you so much. I'll make sure to find you. Hopefully, it will be easy to spot me- I am my screen name :D.
I'll also show you my ID to show that I am indeed coming from Vancouver BC. Looking forward to going down there more than ever.

Thanks again,

Rik Verra
 
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