Kershaw Tolerance 0999 has every problem ever, SO DISAPPOINTED!!!11

sticktodrum

sticktodrum

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i JUST got this new knife, and it literally fell out of the box in pieces. the blade turned to dust and when i called my friend Bruce Banner over, he cut himself, got angry, and was able to muscle some vertical blade play. BLADE PLAY! u believe that!?!?!lololol blade play from a pile of parts!!!! OMG!

i couldnt flip it open no matter how hard i pushed down on the lock bar, and then when i disengaged the lock bar, it LITERALLY closed. u believe that!?!? i put my thumb on the lockbar, moved it over, and the stupid thing CLOSED!!!!!lolol, iknoright!?

i sent an email to Kaishaw and they had the NERVE to tell me to give them their knife back and they would send me a new knife and a coupon for free bacon. like im going to trust them with my knife after they broke it! LOL!

whats the matter!? dont they have QC over there!? i guess its slipping over there!
 
sticktodrum said:
.....and then when i disengaged the lock bar, it LITERALLY closed. u believe that!?!? i put my thumb on the lockbar, moved it over, and the stupid thing CLOSED!!!!!lolol, iknoright!?.......... they would send me a new knife and a coupon for free bacon.
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That is priceless. I needed a good laugh today, thanks man! What is really gonna be funny is when customer support gets a call/email wondering where their free bacon is!! :D
 
STD.....you ok? did your cup get full of tears from the whiners? haha, I will say this is hilarious, and we need to make a push for bacon coupons!
 
Hilarious. I think you covered every issue I have seen from the past month or so. Stupid 0999.
 
Man that sucks, I mean they offered me a free Bacon, beer, hot women coupon so yeah they are kinda ripping you off! :P
 
So when a fng gets a 0999 some day and finds this post it will be classic.
 
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This is what happens......when people start being duromatic, if ya know what I mean;)
 
Your's too? I sent one back but the second one broke when I spine whacked it with a brick. I did enjoy the bacon though.
 
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