Nothin' wrong with watching out for yourself

. Why, I have heard stories where many moons ago certain youths would hold quiet gatherings out in the woods and cornfields of southern Indiana. I believe it was just a social affair where one two of these scamps would bring a case or two of rootbeer or sarsaparilla to share with their friends, probably before studying for their physics tests and filling out applications to Ivy League colleges (this was right after a prayer circle in hopes of bringing world peace, I'm sure

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Well, one time, so I have been told, that someone frantically mentioned the word "Cops!" and several of these upstanding young people took off like a bat out of Hades. I'm very sure that they were just running to see what the police officers needed. In their haste, I'm sure it was just a simple mix up that they were heading in the exact OPPOSITE direction of where the squad car was parked. They tore through the trees and vines like cornered criminals...um, that is to say concerned citizens.
Exhausted and slightly confused, these boys looked around and chuckled to themselves as they took shelter in a shallow ditch (maybe a tornado was coming?

) Who were the only four to evade, er regretfully miss an opportunity to talk with Posey counties best and bravest officers of the law...why the number 1, 2, 3, and 4 legs of Mt. Vernon High School's 400 meter relay team. By that point in time, it sadly looked like most of the other members of the group had taken care of what the police needed. So in shame, the 4 piled into a 1977 Camaro and drove 4 miles around the gathering place with their lights off until they found a paved road on which to escape..um make it home in time to finish their calculus homework
Who says track is a useless sport in which to excel