Oh boy, this is gonna be a memory exercise....
Somewhere in chonological order:
Lemonade Stand Owner on a country road, went out of business for lack of traffic.
Paid Farm worker, tobacco industry, plant, chop, dry etc - family
Unpaid Farm worker, family
Worked at family auto parts store
Worked in Sporting Good Dept of large department store
Brief Stint as College Student, wild as a buck, failed everything when I left town for the big city.
Worked for engineering company that contracted for the utility companies doing fieldwork. Ran around with an old SEAL that taught me too many good ways at being bad to remember.
Briefly sold perfume, not a good sales person.
Plain Clothes Loss Prevention/Security
Uniformed Security
Another brief stint as a College Student, a little better this time, for a whole year and a half (almost).
Marriage (#1)
Waiter,Cook,Dishwasher all in the same Italian Restaurant, 80 hrs/wk
Sales Clerk for Native American Art Gallery, hung out with Axl Rose one day.
Car accident/death experience, followed by extensive rehab and then extensive apprenticehip to Native American Medicine People for years at this point.
Massage Therapy School
Massage Therapist for a few years. Did well, but an idealist.
Hit the bus across country to Arizona. Sales Clerk at Cinnamon Bun store in mall..Let go because I wasn't cheery enough by another Indian (mgr) that thought I was crazy for talking about the old ways (She was a full blood and Baptist that was appauled by pagans).
My idealist self became a parking lot attendant, and later promoted to delivery person. Fired for self-defense related violence.
Early morning Gym Opener (dated Spanish film star in this period)
Took the bus back across the US and did Massage Therapy Again.
Coffee Shop Barista Dude, and brief stint as official animal mascot for a large coffee shop chain.
Bodyguard (forgot to throw in national MA competition/training for all the above years)
Diplomatic Security, hung out with religous leaders and celebrities - avoided politicians.
Dated a TV actress somewhere in the last few of these years.
Left everything and went back across the country to take care of my sick mother for a while. Tried to go back to school (one semester) Found out her husband had blew a few million up his nose and became an abusive SOB. Became a mean a$$ again, protected mother, packed her up and took her across the country to the family farm where I grew up. Lost everything taking care of mother, (and wouldn't change it), started at 0, in a poverty stricken farm area.
Said the heck with this, back in college again, graduated this time.
And into professional life:
Finishing up college, met my beautiful little Indian wifey. Mom was healthy and about to meet the man of her dreams, so I left the farm to go to New York City to be with her.
Lots of temp jobs, too many to list, never could get anything to pay well.
First baby on the way, moved back to the Southeast.
Sales Manager at knife store (go figure)
Banking, Repo department, as a clerk and later to selling cars at auctions for the bank.
Consulting at a top tier bank consulting firm.
CPA somewhere around this time.
Top level analyst at a large firm, doing well but wondering how I ever ended up with short hair (greying at that) in an accountant job.
Finishing up my second (and last) master's degree this December.
one wife, two kids and one step-son, and living a quiet life. I'm 36.