Kismet (private)

[Rusty]

Due to email problems, please resend your last email.

 

[Daniel Koster]

{not looking - my eyes are closed - promise}

 

[BruiseLeee]

What's goin' on? I feel left out.

 

[Daniel Koster]

don't feel left out, Bruise...just feel left.

 

[munk]

..and ..woebegotten





munk

 

[Kismet]

email(s) sent.
(don't tell them about the secret handshake or anything about world domination, ok?)

 

[BruiseLeee]

When you conquer the earth, can I be chief of secret police?

 

[Kismet]

If (hypothetically) such a thing were to happen, and such an appointment were to be made, we couldn't (by definition) tell you.



(And if you don't stay on your side of the car, I'm telling Rusty!)

 

[Rusty]

Dear Bruise: the following zen story is for your edification.

Once a mountain lion killed a full sized bull. Over the nest day or two he kept eating off the carcass until he finished the entire bull. At this point he felt so good he started to roar, which made him feel even better. While roaring, a hunter came along and shot the lion.

Let me know when you figure out the point of the story, ( assuming you do figure it out ).

 

[raghorn]

 

[Federico]

Earth conquering, montain lions, secret police?

 

[BruiseLeee]

I followed it until I got to mountian lion.

Is nest day a statutory holiday?

 

[BruiseLeee]

The one who eats bull should learn to fart silently?

 

[munk]

Don't toot your own horn, don't count your eggs before they're hatched, and when life looks like easy street, there's danger at your door.



munk

 

[Ben Arown-Awile]

The point of the story is:

"He who is full of bull roars loudly, regardless of the consequences."

 

[Kismet]

The crow will fly at midnight.

 

[Ferrous Wheel]

Private? on a public forum? Nonsense.

Keith

 

[Tohatchi NM]

Originally posted by munk

Come hear Uncle John's Band. . .

The best way to start a thread here is to mark it private. That way everyone will read it!!!

 

[Daniel Koster]

put in "Ignore this thread"...

 

[Rusty]

It is best to keep your mouth shut when you are full of bull!