Klingons losing knife rights in the UK

Initially, I thought the post was a joke--but in reading the link--those limeys are serious. I suppose to control rapes they are going to have every male submit to a short arm inspection? :jerkit: :jerkit:
 
How can anyone be so completely oblivious to reality? Their Gov't, the cops, and a large percentage of the populace are all insane. What do they put in the water over there? :jerkit:
 
What a joke.....

He said: “It is a particularly nasty weapon which could easily take someone’s head off.”
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uh huh..... :rolleyes:

Home Office Minister Vernon Coaker launched the amnesty in St John’s Wood, North West London. He said: “We are determined to get the scourge of knife crime off our streets.”
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yawwwwwwwwwn....:yawn:

THIS five-foot martial arts sword capable of beheading a man was recovered by shocked cops in a house raid.
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:eek: Thank God they got this terrifying weapon off the streets...
 
I'm not going to go into the standard rhetoric about the idiocy of banning knives/guns but a fantasy Star Trek weapon? They'll have a real haul at the next convention. That is also discriminatory against Klingons!
 
He said: “It is a particularly nasty weapon which could easily take someone’s head off.”
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Yeah, spoken like he has experience chopping people's heads off. I doubt that anyone could do more then spread butter with that thing. These clowns are turning the UK into a standing joke.

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Ah, yes, the dreaded Bat'leth, a favorite of the knife carrying criminal scum galaxy wide. It first saw popular use in the Federation in the 23rd Century, but has since been used to battle Jedi warriors in neigboring galaxies.

Although difficult to believe, the Bat'leth can be carried in a back pocket and assembled in less than 14 seconds by Klingon warrior classes.

All I can say is that it's time that the U.K. cracked down on dangerous arms such as this. Look how they've all but eliminated gun crime through draconian gun laws.

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The Klingon dagger, another dangerous bladed weapon.
 
They got the poor buggers chinese clever, hatchet, and short machete too. I guess he's not suppose to cook, or go camping or trim the hedges. 5 years for carrying a pocket knife jeez it looks like it's time to send our british cousins some more lend-lease firearms so they can rid themselves of the Nazi's that have taken over. Time to make up a batch of Liberators so the brits can reclaim thier country.
 
No, they are right, the batleth is a lethal weapon, powerful as much as concealable.

I am scare of that, any punk could have one in his pocket.
 
I think the real problem is that politicians and the media aren’t held accountable for what they say. That article was just one long over emotional fallacy, there should be guide lines to stop the government putting out this propaganda to scare the sheeple.
 
Flux said:
I think the real problem is that politicians and the media aren’t held accountable for what they say. That article was just one long over emotional fallacy, there should be guide lines to stop the government putting out this propaganda to scare the sheeple.
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They should run them through the Guillotine.

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The Sun, anyone that reads this rag deserves to be burned at the stake.

I think we need more Global warming to swamp the UK and wipe the slate clean, have to be cruel to be kind.
 
Wow… that article looks like it came from The Onion. It’s hard to believe that it’s not a joke.
 
>>>>>"... there should be guide lines to stop the government putting out this propaganda to scare the sheeple."

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You talking about the Bush administration, or the UK?
 
This scaresme. I am starting to understand y the nut jobs in wayco and ruby ridge refused to giv eup their guns. When those guys are starting to make sense you realize jsut how fa rthe government has fucked up.
 
How is a "five-foot martial arts sword capable of beheading a man" all by itself? Doesn't somebody have to like, hold it, or something?
 
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