Knife giveaway to mark my 4000 posts

I wish You would just go ahead and declare me the winner of your contest because Im the only one who deserves it dudes!:

Wow- you are your own daughter???:confused::p;)
Listen- I am a biologist by training and I am sure that we can make millions off of this:D:D:D:D Let me know and you will be on every talk show in the world.
Man I knew you could become your own grandfather but this is new.....
 
Awesome oppertunity! I have 2 daughters ages 7 & 9 who would love a pink SAK.

Ireland - March 10th
Rylee - May 16th
 
You guys! I just realized what cockroachfarm is really up to! He's trying to come up with a cool name for his future daughter:D. Or maybe it's just me that using this thread for that purpose...

Seriously, great names for girls on here:).
 
You guys! I just realized what cockroachfarm is really up to! He's trying to come up with a cool name for his future daughter:D. Or maybe it's just me that using this thread for that purpose...

Seriously, great names for girls on here:).

LOL! :D In that case I wish I had thought of that 25 years ago! ;)
 
Sophia, August 3, 2000.
 
My daughter Marissa’s birthday is December 6, 1982. She is currently studying/interning for her Specialist Certificate for working with terminally ill children. She knows how to use a knife and she is proficient with a handgun. As is my wife. And we’re all ‘city folk’! :)

I said I would put a bit of a twist on this – so here goes.

When my daughter was playing in Little League baseball, I sponsored several teams each season (someone has to do it). At the end of the season, and the rankings and playoffs were finalized, I noticed one common reaction.

Those teams that came in first were obviously very happy. But the teams that came in third were also quite pleased: “Hey, we’re right up there – let’s do better next year!”

However, the teams that came in second were often, if not quite unhappy, at least a bit miffed: “Geez, we missed it by only this much!”

That’s why I actually have three Swiss Army Knives with pink handles to give away ;) and they will be sent to:

Amy – December 6 - Surok
Rebecca – December 9 – severtecher
Corinne - December 10 - James Todd

Plus, I have four of the silicone “Cockroachfarm” Reminder Bands remaining that I was giving to my BFC friends at BLADE this year and I’ll send those to the next four young ladies in line.

Hailey – December 13 – Big Smitty
Morgan – December 21 – Let It Bleed
Stephanie – November 26 – abcdef
Katherine – December 28 – Texas Slim


Hope that’s OK? This was a lot of fun – thanks to everyone who participated. May all your daughters bring you as much joy as mine has brought to me.

Please PM or email me with the correct names and mailing addresses. Knives will be sent to the father; bands will be sent directly to the daughter (I know most kids love getting mail addressed to them!)

(another contest will follow as soon as I can think of something that involves kids or wives!) :D
 
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