Thanks for giving me a chance to use my last "riddle", Steve! :thumbup:
This is a little story I wrote that's related to the knife model I have in mind. As you might expect, it's a folder, not a fixed blade. Tell me what the model is, and why you think so. Good luck!
I went to
Pier One to discuss some previous purchases. The salesman said, How do you like that fancy knife you bought here, the
Pine Ore Slicer?
I said, Well, I take it home and
I reopen the bag and
I peer on to the contents. Im not completely pleased.
Hoping to mollify me, the salesman asked, Did you know one of the great features of that knife is that it has two kinds of openers, can and bottle?
I replied, Yeah, but both
Opener I and
Opener II had significant side-to-side play.
He asked, Did that fill you with
ire?
Nope, I said, I figure
I peen or otherwise tighten those openers, and Im good to go.
What about that imported beer you picked up last time?
It tastes pretty good, but whether
I pee in or outside, the doctor says
I pee iron since drinking that beer. And my wife complains that now whenever I break wind, its a
ripe one.
The sales guy said, Well, what about the dessert? Will you tell me again what you thought about that?
You want me to
re-opine? Remember you sent me email about the pie, and I replied with email whose subject line was
Re: Pie - NO.
Then he kicked me out!
- GT