Knife jokes

[G. Scott H.]

I walked into a bar once with a knife on my hip. The bartender asked, "What the hell are you doing in here with that ugly ass thing strapped to you?" I was quite indignant and told the bartender not to insult my expensive new knife. The bartender said, "I was talking to the knife." *rimshot*

 

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Smatchet !

 

[SavageSmurf]

I laughed.

me too

 

[GarnetandBlack]

Knife jokes? whats the point?

 

[Yalius]

I dunno. I came in hoping for some edgier humor.

 

[CJZ]

I see my Camaro SS and wonder: why not CV?

 

[Sharpnessis]

A broken knife is pointless!

 

[A.L.]

Knife jokes? whats the point?

I dunno. I came in hoping for some edgier humor.

Need a tip? Don't pry with your knife.