Knife Knut Humor

Doin' good Bill. Thanks for asking. I get the stitches out in the morning.
 
Sorry I do not see why you posted this, it seems perfectly normal to me. Oh wait I get it this guy only talks about new stuff . Dedication to knives is when you get in a fight outside a bar and take the guys knife away from him, when he says I guess you are going to call the police now. You tell him no that you are just going to keep his knife kick him in the butt put his knife in your pocket and go back into the bar.

American indians used to cut themselves and those they trusted and mingled there blood to show kinship or brotherhood. This is well known, part of this ceremony was the tool used since in this ceremony it was considered the third trusted friend ( Kemo Sabe ). Often two knives were used one from each of the participants for this reason. At least this is what my Grandfather told me. He was northern mountain Cherokee out of OKLA.

Nice link it is good to know there are other fanatics. Thankyou LT
 
Hey, I went through one of those ceremonies once. Here's the knife they used:

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That is familiar to me, that is the other side of the family ( the Jewish side. ) never station an English Irish cajon cherokee in Brooklyn during WWII. He is liable to meet a Jewish girl. LT La hiem
 
Ok, everyone whose crusing EBay for bargins and antiques here is a song you'll enjoy. Sounds like Weird Al a bit to me.

Click on the little play button in the middle of the small play box.
Its all clean so turn up those speakers.

Ebay Song
TTYL
Larry
 
The song is funny, and like the first post, so true! Yes, it is Wierd Al Yankovic. Here are the lyrics for the hearing impared like me.



Weird Al Yankovic
» EBay

Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
with two seconds left to go, whoa
Got PayPal or Visa, what erev'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, used by Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

Knives, boxes, sheaths, catalogs, postcards, mugs, balls.
Codger
 
That whole album (Poodle Hat) is hilarious. The hardware store song might also hit close to home for some of us.
 
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