Knife Law of Gravity

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Rich S

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When a knife is dropped, the damage incurred is directly proportional to the value of the item.

Rich
 
When a knife is dropped over a body part, the point will be drawn downward in direct proportion to the sensitivity of said part.
 
When a knife is dropped, the distance it falls makes a proportionate difference in the damage that occurs to said knife. Unless said knife falls in a large pile of cow manure in which case no significant damage should be incurred.
 
If only they could figure out how to control gravity in the manner we control temperature in homes and buildings life would become much more comfortable. I really hate the falling, the older I get the more I dislike it.
 
Good ones guys !
For once I am going to keep my mouth shut due to THE FACT that anything I might say will surely jinx me.
 
My open folder once dropped 30 feet to a concrete floor landing tip first, there was significant damage to the concrete.
 
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It also pertains to handguns. Smith and Wesson pro series versus concrete. Concrete is the winner :barf:
 
Jody744 said:
A falling knife, has no handle
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There is much truth in this. As a meat cutter, I have learned this twice.

I should have learned the first time, but I just like to be sure... :rolleyes:
 
Knives are ten times more likely to fall on a surface that will cause damage to the knife.


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Knives are likely to be broken if you shoot at them the damage will be proportional to the value of the knife
 
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