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ostanley99

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Hello, everyone I'm Orion and I'm a knife addict. I order knives and spend every waking hour on knife forums until they arrive
 
onion there is nothing wrong with that ---you just like the rest on here have a knife passion not an addiction lol
 
js1badsti said:
onion there is nothing wrong with that ---you just like the rest on here have a knife passion not an addiction lol
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I know. This is sort of a joke thread but it also serves the dual purpose of giving everyone on the forum a place to put their more humorous knife buying experiences
 
My wife says I am blade nut. I try to order or buy one a month but some times I wind up with 3.
 
My wife says, "You have enough knives!"

My answer is always, "Not Yet."
 
My wife got me my first Case knife. She started my hobby ON PURPOSE because she wanted to be able to get me gifts on holidays and even pretended to be interested at first (I think she liked the pretty woods and stag handles on traditionals). Now, a couple of years later, she doesn't care. I have WAY too many and my grail knives are much too specific for her to ever gift me anything out of the blue and I've spent WAY too much on them. She just rolls her eyes when a new box comes in. Doesn't ask to see it or even want to.
Anonymous groups are for people who want to get over their addiction. I'm an addict and I love it. Maybe our wives need a Knife Addict Spouse Anonymous group (KnASA pronounced "NASA") where they can discuss all the things they would rather have had us spend that money on.
 
My wife keeps complaining I spend too much time researching knives on the internet. Then the 2016 Spyderco catalogue came yesterday.
 
welcome ostanley, . Hold on to your wallet.. Focus... and dont be like me. I seem to like a lot of different kinds of knives But my wife says i have ADD. And cant focus. anyway what was we talking about. :D
 
My wife calls me "the package stalker" because I will pin drop on the maps app as the order progresses from one town to the next.
 
Not mentioning the look on my wife face when I´m playing with a knife while sitting in the couch watching tv....
 
timnelson said:
My wife always tells me "no playing with knives in the house" I respond "I'm practicing".
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Same here. My folders keep biting me, though. I get so conflicted when it happens. On one hand, the knife is sharp enough to cut me in a way that a lesser knife would simply go by, and on the other hand OW!
 
My wife is sick of me too guys, because of this, I am too sleeping with them and playing arround :) even on the couch, or sharpening or doing regular oil maintance on some mid - high carbon ones...that's when she goes mad from noise or oil smell that I love that much
 
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