Knife To Choose ?

[idahoskunk]

a quick question, and i mean quick! i was planning a hot night with vicki and was showing her how those "zip / wire ties" work. now she's pissed and tied on the bedposts and i can get the damned nylon ties off!!

how do the cops get them off and should i use a mean street or a game warden?

 

[OldPhysics]

Game Warden.

Red.

And right now. Before something falls off.

Good luck.

 

[Cutshaw]

Mean Street!

 

[Walking Man]

Definately Mean street.
You'll need a beefier blade for those ties! :thumbup:

 

[Border Shift]

Wire cutters, before her hands and feet turn blue.

 

[Walking Man]

Cops use the sharpened prybar entry tools, which is okay, if you don't mind deep gouges in your bed post!

 

[buckman#10]

ditto on the mean street

 

[Cutshaw]

 

[bld522]

Wire cutters, before her hands and feet turn blue.

Agreed. You should be able to get the ties off with enough time left to update the inventory while the blood is returning to her extremities.

 

[OldPhysics]

Still not sure a GW couldn't do the job.

But--hope Skunk hasn't waited this long to take action. First blue, then black, then...

Well, then it gets way too graphic!

 

[DE OPPRESSO LIBER]

CHEW THEM OFF WITH THOSE SHARP SKUNK TEETH

 

[bld522]

Well, then it gets way too graphic!

Right. And it may require a serrated blade to boot!

 

[TurnerIII]

AK!!

Because when she gets out of them she is going to be coming after you in a real mean way....!! Girls like to be the ones in control !!

 

[Hog Feet]

Try a FBM

 

[Uncle Tom]

Add a motor- use a Sawzall!

 

[on_the_edge]

Cops use a little pair of wire cutters.

 

[Walking Man]

You know, since you've got her in bed already, a nice romanic pink dyed giraffe bone Bad Apple might be nice!

 

[winmagfrog]

Ditto on the wire cutters... Maybe a Holy Tearer is in order? I don't know, I'm not drunk.

 

[travisbickle]

in order to properly instruct you on the removal. we will need to see some pictures.

 

[mymindisamob]

Screw takin' 'em off! Think Rodeo!