Knives are now vehicles. What vehicles are they?

ESEE's are jeeps
benchmade mini grip is a honda civic/accord
cold steel knives are like one of those tiny suzuki's modeled after a jeep that somone put a gun rack, winch and overhead floodlights on and painted it camo colors
 
Not quite what the OP was looking for but I have always made an analogy to illustrate what I think is the absurd Sebenza vs SnG comparison. It is like saying F-16 vs an A-10 (I'm sure you can guess which is which). Different plane, different roll. Why compare?
 
Cold Steel XL Espada would be a chromed-out Peterbilt then, I suppose.

Stubby Pocket Razel would be something like a Jeep Compass, and the Folding Razel maybe a Jeep Patriot. Not the hardest piece of machinery out there, but plenty capable.

CRKT/Onion Ripple as a WRX?
 
Kershaw- Bicycle. They can handle all conditions, as long as you're up for it.
Cold Steel- Pickup Truck. Strong, but lacking in areas on certain models.
Gerber- Compact car. Does the job, nothing fancy.
BUCK- Muscle car from the '80's. Classic, strong, tested designs.
Victorinox- 4-wheeler. Goes everywhere. Does everything.
 
fatherhudson said:
ESEE's are jeeps
benchmade mini grip is a honda civic/accord
cold steel knives are like one of those tiny suzuki's modeled after a jeep that somone put a gun rack, winch and overhead floodlights on and painted it camo colors
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I guess i dont understand whats bad about an offroad vehicle with a winch, floodlights, and a gunrack.....
Like, honestly.
 
bladeboss said:
I guess i dont understand whats bad about an offroad vehicle with a winch, floodlights, and a gunrack.....
Like, honestly.
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The "tiny suzuki modeled after Jeep" part.

ZT 350 is like a 2012 Challenger.
My Izula is like a Mazdaspeed 6.
Emerson's are F150's.
Dragonfly G10 is like a GSXR 600.
 
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This is a fun thread, i'll play.

My
crkt/gerber are public transportation(subway, bus, taxi)
sog - ford or dodge(on the lower spectrum)
brous - volkswagen bug
spyderco caspian(or any H1 steel) is some kind of electric car
rest of the spydercos - imports/rice rockets
beckers/busses - trucks
sebenza - lexus
hinderer - subaru
hinderer secondary market - hummer
customs - self explanatory
 
Hehe is a fun thread

Opinal is like a fiat
Beckers are like international scouts
Busses are like porche
Cold steel is like a buick-kia-lada collaboration
And the tom brown tracker is like the DeLorean
 
Lol, too many people taking the thread too seriously. Its just for fun, guys.

Paramilitary 2 is some sort of BMW SUV. Its capable of work, faster than many sports cars, and just so slick.
Kershaw Blur is a Ford Mustang. Plenty fast, capable, and sporty enough to meet the needs of the majority of consumers, but at a budget price. Plus, there are about a million variations of it.
Spyderco UKPK is some sort of European hatchback. At first glance, you wonder why anyone would buy one, in the land of pickup trucks and SUVs. Then you find out that it accomplishes the vast majority of everything you need, in a smaller and more convenient package.
Leatherman Surge is a deuce-and-a-half. It does everything with the most brute force possible.
 
HTM madd maxx. Take your pick of gm cars from the early 60's. Reliable, heavy, and 3 zip codes long.
 
-Victorinox is the "Go Go Gadget Mobile"

-Leatherman Tool is a Snap-On truck

-ZT0301 Duramax 3500 with mudders

-Spec Bump a Corvette
 
I've got a Mantis that could be considered a foreign dump truck.
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Shorttime said:
Stubby Pocket Razel would be something like a Jeep Compass, and the Folding Razel maybe a Jeep Patriot. Not the hardest piece of machinery out there, but plenty capable.
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Funny you should say that - my EDC is a Graham Stubby Razel and I drive a Jeep Liberty
 
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