Leatherman bottle openers didn't work?

[californiapyroboy]

I don't know what you guys are talking about, I got a bottle open with my squirt s4 in one try. Mabye you guys are just bad at opening bottles?

 

[znapschatz]

I don't know what you guys are talking about, I got a bottle open with my squirt s4 in one try. Mabye you guys are just bad at opening bottles?

I take exception to your cruel insult. My skill in opening bottles is legendary among friends, neighbors and complete strangers. After decades of field experience popping caps of all kinds, I consider myself qualified to rate Squirt openers as (almost) worthless. Most of us would do better using a Bic lighter, door latch or furniture we don't care about to lift a cap. You may have got the one Squirt opener that actually works okay, but I sure did not, and have tried several. A recently acquired PS4 has done a little better, but still not up to Micra standards, which are not that high to begin with. Although the bottle opener on a Micra works well enough, the Squirt is vastly inferior.

"Well," might you ask, "If opening bottles with a Squirt is such a chore, why do you usually have one on you?"

Fortunately, most places in which I find myself with a beer in hand usually provides a decent opener, a Bic lighter, door latch or furniture I don't care about.