Look, I'm posting something useful in this thread:
Formby's® Penetrating Lemon Oil Treatment nourishes and maintains wood's natural beauty. Formby's® Lemon Oil Treatment is specially designed to replace the lost natural oil in wooden furniture and prevent moisture absorption, which can cause wood to crack, peel, lift or discolor. Formby's® Lemon Oil Treatment is formulated to be light and not greasy. The pleasant lemon fragrance will leave your wood smelling fresh and clean!
Formby's® Lemon Oil Treatment may be used on funiture, wall paneling, doors, kitchen cabinets and other wood surfaces.
Tips:
Do not over-use. Lemon Oil is not greasy and will not build up on your furniture, but if you put too much Lemon Oil on, you may have to wipe it off, as it does not evaporate.
Formby's® Lemon Oil Treatment is ideal for use after refinishing to condition wood and keep it looking beautiful.
Use Formby's® Lemon Oil Treatment regularly on all wood surfaces to help protect wood from drying and cracking.
Formby's® Lemon Oil Treatment used regularly (once a month or so) with a clean cloth will pick up dirt and dust and other pollutants that settle on your furniture.
Once or twice a year you should apply Lemon Oil under a tabletop or desk to add oil to the wood underneath. This decreases the absorption of moisture into the wood. This may also be done around drawer edges and door edges.
http://www.amazon.com/Minwax-Formbys-Lemon-Oil-Treatment/dp/B000LNVQ3G
I have a little something saved up for Kerry and Elliott if it gets out of hand again.