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Skunk Jokes
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks!
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus!
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink!
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
Show and smell!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?
A smell that keeps coming back!
What did the forgetful skunk say when the wind changed direction?
It�s all coming back to me now!
What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?
A big stinker!
What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
Eat, stink and be merry!
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold!
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said �Whatever shall we do?�
�Let us spray!� replied the other.
What do you get if you cross a chicken and a skunk?
A fowl smell!
Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?
Something that stinks and stings!
How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
Pingu-Pong!
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!
What's black and white and red all over?
A skunk with sunburn!
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a horse?
Whinny The Pooh!
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven!
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
Odour in court!
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
A bird that stinks but doesn�t give a hoot!
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter!
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
He stank to the bottom of the pool!
What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you!
Why can't skunks keep secrets?
Because someone is always getting wind of them!
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Cut off its nose.
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he'd continue searching for a while. Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him. 'However did you find him?' asked Father Skunk. 'In-stinct,' replied Out.
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
A drip dry skunk.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bee?
Something that stinks and stings.
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
A drip dry skunk.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bee?
Something that stinks and stings.
What's wet, smells and goes babump, babump?
A skunk in the spin drier.
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a skunk?
I don't know but you can smell it coming from miles away.
Baby Skunk: "Mother, can i have a chemistry set?"
Mother Skunk: "What! And smell up the house?"
What is black and white and blue all over?
A skunk at the north pole
What did the fish say to the skunk after it fell in the pond?
"Stink or Swim!"
Where does a skunk sit in a church?
In a Pew
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold it's nose!
