Let The "Shaggi Farewell" Death Chat Begin!!!!

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"what does everyone have to eat right now??"

Saint Agur Blue cheese on Kashi TLC 7 grain crackers. And you?

--Mike
 
20 Ways To Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stallmate

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1)Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2)Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3)Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4)Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5)Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh#t! My glass eye!"

6)Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7)Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8)Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9)Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10)Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"

11)Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers."

12)Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"

13)Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me."

14)Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.

15)Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."

16)Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

17)Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

18)Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

19)Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

20)Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."

:D :D :D :D

Edit: nothing to eat yet, gotta see what's in the poor mans kitchen... i may have some M.R.E.'s
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
what does everyone have to eat right now??


Picked up some imitation crab meat for the death chat. It ran out some time ago, reduced to pretzels now :barf:
 
sittin' here naked eatin peanut M&M's




sounds like a country song :D
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
what does everyone have to eat right now??

I just warmed up a can of new Campbells Firehouse "Chunky" Chilli and topped it off with mozerella cheese and cheese croutons! :eek:
 
Dangit fellas, getting tired, need to go. Jerry wont wake up till spring anyway now that he has a full bunker of alchol in him. :(
 
mschwoeb said:
Dangit fellas, getting tired, need to go. Jerry wont wake up till spring anyway now that he has a full bunker of alchol in him. :(


Yeah. I've gotta head out too or I'll never get up and ready tomorrow.
 
Have a good night all....If Jerry posts pics of his GFD someone email them to me so I don't have to search through page after page :)
 
Dark Nemesis said:
Have a good night all....If Jerry posts pics of his GFD someone email them to me so I don't have to search through page after page :)

GFD??? huh?? :confused:
just got me a hot pocket, strawberry soda and put my slippers on...ahhhh :D

It's only 11:13..
 
dang, some idiot just posted a response to someones for sale thread, flat out asking him what the lowest he would go was! didnt even bother to email it, just came right out! The posted price is it unless the seller says otherwise, come on man!
 
Bravado,

My "Mikey Likes It" Satin Jack (3/16, flat grind, recurve, serrated back, Busse Armored Tip, zero edge, "flying handle" with "nukarta", satin finish, etc.) is an awesome user. I really like the Satin Jacks.

--Mike
 
mschwoeb said:
dang, some idiot just posted a response to someones for sale thread, flat out asking him what the lowest he would go was! didnt even bother to email it, just came right out! The posted price is it unless the seller says otherwise, come on man!

people are stupid at times.... okay, some are all the time :p :barf:

seal does sound good.... seal veal mmmmmm :yawn:
 
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