Brothers, our worst nightmare happened to Cobalt!
His wife doesnt understand his addiction and made him sign a paper saying he can't buy another knife for a whole year!
This is inhumane! The 13. amendment got trampled: Every man is allowed to buy as many knives as he can afford without selling his wifes jewelry.
We have to stick together and need to help Cobalt! We have to explain to his wife that we need our toys to life a humane life!
Therefore: Everybody is encouraged to put his name under this 7 point statement (can be appended to if desired) so Cobalt can print it out and show it to his wife.
- We are addicted
- We need our knives
- If you take a mans toy, you take his soul
- Only a man with the coolest toys is a real man
- The collecting habit is part of mans nature and suppressing it is against nature
- Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. The behavior motives of men therefore cant be understood by women, they must be tolerated
- Men with toys are happier men and happier men are better lovers
Signed:
No.1: Ralf
His wife doesnt understand his addiction and made him sign a paper saying he can't buy another knife for a whole year!
This is inhumane! The 13. amendment got trampled: Every man is allowed to buy as many knives as he can afford without selling his wifes jewelry.
We have to stick together and need to help Cobalt! We have to explain to his wife that we need our toys to life a humane life!
Therefore: Everybody is encouraged to put his name under this 7 point statement (can be appended to if desired) so Cobalt can print it out and show it to his wife.
- We are addicted
- We need our knives
- If you take a mans toy, you take his soul
- Only a man with the coolest toys is a real man
- The collecting habit is part of mans nature and suppressing it is against nature
- Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. The behavior motives of men therefore cant be understood by women, they must be tolerated
- Men with toys are happier men and happier men are better lovers
Signed:
No.1: Ralf