Let's have a little fun.....

Eric Isaacson

Eric Isaacson

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We've had something similar to this in the past, but let's do it again. This is just for fun, sorry no prizes, but let's see who can come up with the best T-shirt saying or bumper sticker.

Here's a couple of mine.

"Strop This"
"Where else can you get your Christmas Presents in July" ;) (poking fun at our slow delivery times ;):p
"All other High Performance knives hit the wall....we Cut through them"

That's all I got for now....let's hear yours

:D:D
 
I'm at work and bored, so I will play. Hope these don't sound too corny. Don't laugh if they do.

a T-shirt with a mean looking picture of a SR knife, with the words, "Got tetanus shot"?
or does that sound too threatening?

Or "Careful, I bite"

or "Have you hugged your Rat today?"

or

"this Rat chews through trees and cement blocks"

"Cut through the Bull"

"this Rat eats anything"

"this Rat chews through anything"

"unstoppable and nearly indestructible"
 
CAUTION: Swamp Rat knives are addictive like heroin....but they hold a better edge.

CAUTION: Over indulgency in Swamp Rat knives can cause divorce.



:D
 
"instant destruction, just add wood"

"don't leave home without it"

"don't cage this Rat"

"Feeding time, stand back"

"I eat cement blocks for breakfast"

"I eat cement blocks for lunch, and wood for dessert"

"resistance is futile"

"you can't have just one"
 
This might be better for the "other" blade company, but how about a picture of a great Swamp Rat blade infront of a nuke cloud with

"LONE SURVIVOR "

under it.
 
well, I'm about creatively-tapped today, but I'll play --

Picture of Swampy through a 2x6- with "Got Wood?" written below it.
 
I am not very creative, but I will play anyway!

"When it gets down to the nut cuttin, cut your way out with a Swamp Rat, otherwise you'll be shootin blanks!"
 
HA!

Strop this!

That's an instant classic in my book. I'll take three! Do you have one for a 17 month old? :)
 
I thought this one sounds good to a knife person but could be mis-interpreted by others.

BETTER MEAN THAN A SAFE QUEEN
 
DannyB said:
Use Me !
Abuse Me !
Just Don't Loose Me
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I'm just adding to Danny's for the Camp Tramp, but:

Use Me!
Abuse Me!
Pass Me Around Among Your Friends!
Just Don't Lose Me!
 
It's cuttin' time.......do you know where your Rats are???

Swamp Rat.....the other tough steel!!
 
"LEGEND, MY FURRY ASS!...I'VE GOT YOUR WOOLLY SWAMP RIGHT HERE!
:D

(Lift of the lid to CDB)
 
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