Let's have a little fun.....

"These rats make women swoon, not scream" :D
"Swamp rat... You'll want it in your kitchen"
"Your wife won't scream at this rat... or the price"

Ehhh... I tried :p
 
"What's hairless, pointy, and gets me excited when I touch it?
Ask to see my Rat."

-360
 
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