Eliteone2383
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I myself have never lost a knife, I am just curious if any of you guys have ever lost a expensive knife and if you were able to recover it.
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2004 FOB Falcon Iraq. After a long sweaty balls stuck to your leg day of dealing with the crazy world one finally finds a moment of peace. Where is that one might ask? Why in the stand alone portajohns that provide comfort to the lost souls and able to release bodliy functions. So after I completed my mission and start to strap back on my gear I hear a sound, a sound that stops the heart. Quickly I start doing a gear check, my hands running frantic all over my person. Everything seems to be in its place, magazines, comms, M9 sidearm... My hand slowly comes to my right pocket, beads of sweat start to form on my forehead. I come from a very poor family, my grandfather bought me a Kershaw Ken Onion folder, and back then they were not cheap. I start to panic. I look around, my M16 is standing vigil in the corning, looking upon me with the eyes of disappointment. I did what any soldier with 2 braincells would do without fully comprehending the action. I slam my right hand deep into that blue slush of human excrement and whatever else people toss into the base. Feeling around for my steel and praying to whatever god that would answer my plea. I don't know how long I felt around inside that tank, it could have been hours, or it could have been minutes. I finally gave up after I squished the umtenth turd. I pulled my arm out, defeated and needing a full on DECON. I lost my blade that day to a portajohn. Morale of the story, close the lid.
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2004 FOB Falcon Iraq. After a long sweaty balls stuck to your leg day of dealing with the crazy world one finally finds a moment of peace. Where is that one might ask? Why in the stand alone portajohns that provide comfort to the lost souls and able to release bodliy functions. So after I completed my mission and start to strap back on my gear I hear a sound, a sound that stops the heart. Quickly I start doing a gear check, my hands running frantic all over my person. Everything seems to be in its place, magazines, comms, M9 sidearm... My hand slowly comes to my right pocket, beads of sweat start to form on my forehead. I come from a very poor family, my grandfather bought me a Kershaw Ken Onion folder, and back then they were not cheap. I start to panic. I look around, my M16 is standing vigil in the corning, looking upon me with the eyes of disappointment. I did what any soldier with 2 braincells would do without fully comprehending the action. I slam my right hand deep into that blue slush of human excrement and whatever else people toss into the base. Feeling around for my steel and praying to whatever god that would answer my plea. I don't know how long I felt around inside that tank, it could have been hours, or it could have been minutes. I finally gave up after I squished the umtenth turd. I pulled my arm out, defeated and needing a full on DECON. I lost my blade that day to a portajohn. Morale of the story, close the lid.
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Bro I would have done the same thing. I feel sick for you![]()
Thank you. The jokes were epic for the rest of the deployment I can tell you that. Turd Wrangler, stink finger, blue arm. Hell 1st Sergeant had me give a safety briefing on what not to do in a portajohn. Fun times. When I told my Grandfather how I lost my knife he nearly lost it.It really does make it so much worse when the knife you lose was a gift from a family member...I feel your pain brah.![]()
Thank you. The jokes were epic for the rest of the deployment I can tell you that. Turd Wrangler, stink finger, blue arm. Hell 1st Sergeant had me give a safety briefing on what not to do in a portajohn. Fun times. When I told my Grandfather how I lost my knife he nearly lost it.
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