Let's See Your Collection

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Let's see your collection or a couple of your favorite pieces from your collection.

This is my Benchmade / Pacific Cutlery collection::)
 
Well, let's see...

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I think there may be a balisong around here somewhere....

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Unfortunately, all of the satellites are busy right now. The only way I can take a picture of my collection is to lay them out in a vacant parking lot somewhere and have a satellite passing overhead snap the picture.
 
Even I've reprogrammed the pattern recognition algorithms in my network of balisong surveillance satellites. We're no longer looking for knives with two handles. Now they've got us looking for long beards and tight turbans.

I think they're looking for this Bin Ladin guy. I don't know why they need my satellites, though. As I was in the checkout at the grocery store yesterday, I noticed that the National Enquirer has an exclusive interview with him. Apparently they found him. They also have a list of terrorists remaining in the US. Since all of their facts are checked and re-checked, what more do you need? Maybe the CIA and the FBI should split the price and pick up a copy of the Enquirer.
 
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