Even I've reprogrammed the pattern recognition algorithms in my network of balisong surveillance satellites. We're no longer looking for knives with two handles. Now they've got us looking for long beards and tight turbans.
I think they're looking for this Bin Ladin guy. I don't know why they need my satellites, though. As I was in the checkout at the grocery store yesterday, I noticed that the National Enquirer has an exclusive interview with him. Apparently they found him. They also have a list of terrorists remaining in the US. Since all of their facts are checked and re-checked, what more do you need? Maybe the CIA and the FBI should split the price and pick up a copy of the Enquirer.