That's not actually his counter top it's just a piece of counter top he found in a dumpster while scrounging for table scraps or ally cats or what ever to eat cuz he spends too much money on knives and platinum memberships.
His real counter top is just a pice of roofing bord he stole off the neighbours dog's house, supported by sinder blocks and old tires.
Nah I'm kidding....But it does sound like something someone on this forum would do. Am I right?
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