afishhunter
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Sounds like a guy I knew in high school that enjoyed wizzing (up close) on activated electric fences.Great stories. Anyone have more?
I cannot remember if I told this one on the previous thread on this topic or not. Anyway, this happened back in the '70's in northern Alabama, the names have been changed to protect the inn...er...idiotic.
A friend of mine had a cousin who had shot three deer. Each and every time, as he was approaching the deer, the deer got up and ran away. That third time, the idio..er, cousin put his gun in the deer's rack intending to take a photo. You guessed it. The deer revived and jumped up and ran away, carrying that guy's rifle with it. Sooo...fast forward to the end of deer season and I was visiting so I got an invite to go hunting. Now, Alabama has a deer herd second only to TX in size and the density is far greater. This guy shoots a deer. It is down on the ground. He goes crazy, pulls out his Buck 119 (as I remember) and starts stabbing that deer furiously, over and over, yelling something like, "You ain't goin' nowhere, this time." HaHahaha!
This is the same idio..er, fellow who was riding a motorcycle down the road one day. He had no shirt on, but he had on one of those thin nylon wind breakers zipped only enough at the bottom to keep in from flying open. When on the motorcycle, the jacket ballooned out because of the wind and suddenly a big wasp flew into the jacket and wanted out. It started stinging everything in sight, and that meant this idiot driving the motorcycle. He started slapping and yelling and trying to tear that jacket off. We thought he had lost his mind. He went by us about 60mph yelling incoherently, slapping, and jerking until he suddenly just had to jump off of that motorcycle at speed and roll around on the asphalt. When we got to him, what wasn't scraped up from the road was covered in big welts from the wasp stings. HaHahaha!