Letter to the Editor

Along the same lines, I was eating in a nice restuarant a few weeks ago, when I dropped my napkin onto the floor. As I reached down to pick it up, my coat opened a bit and a young, well dressed, well spoken professional looking woman noticed my shoulder holster with the 9MM SIG P 239 in it. She stood, looked at me with a glare, and said "how dare you carry something like that in here!"

I just smiled, looked at her, and answered, "Ma'am, I carry that to protect people like you who aren't smart enough, or courageous enough to protect themselves. Now sit back down and enjoy your meal. You and your family are safe as long as I'm here."

End of conversation! :D

Ben, you're my hero... I only hope I have the opportunity to be in your same position one day.
 
You said a mouthful that time, old buddy! You hit the nail on the head! They just can't stand self-reliant people!

Exactly! These Sheeple are getting way out of hand. Can't we just put them in a pen and feed them dried corn twice a day?
 
Along the same lines, I was eating in a nice restuarant a few weeks ago, when I dropped my napkin onto the floor. As I reached down to pick it up, my coat opened a bit and a young, well dressed, well spoken professional looking woman noticed my shoulder holster with the 9MM SIG P 239 in it. She stood, looked at me with a glare, and said "how dare you carry something like that in here!"

I just smiled, looked at her, and answered, "Ma'am, I carry that to protect people like you who aren't smart enough, or courageous enough to protect themselves. Now sit back down and enjoy your meal. You and your family are safe as long as I'm here."

End of conversation! :D
Nice one, Bro'! :thumbup:
 
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