Like A Rainbow in the SNARK.

[daizee]

the fact that someone would make someone else go to all this trouble just to avoid *potential* issues with their parking spot is pretty ridiculous to me.

non-profit?

 

[DerekH]

Yessir.

 

[mrn8]

Put her car up for sale on Craigslist and use her desk phone number in the ad.

 

[daizee]

install a filter which rearranges all the verbs in the perp's outgoing email.

 

[mrn8]

install a filter which rearranges all the verbs in the perp's outgoing email.

I was just thinking along those lines. Edit auto spell to change her name to Queen Bee or Her Highness. Change keyboard layout to Dvorak.

 

[Murphnuge]

Don't do anything right away, she'll be more suspicious of you.

 

[DerekH]

Oh I know. That is why I am in the planning stages instead of acting on it.

 

[Psyop]

Kleen Strip on her hood?

 

[tradewater]

Have you thought about dating her?

 

[daizee]

Chat, Trades?

 

[K9-Handler]

Just remember there are security cameras EVERYWHERE...


[Says the avid follower of Persons Of Interest]

 

[CCMI]

Well, after tonight I'm going to say this: We need a 'Head in the House.

I think Clinton already did that...

Or did I mis-read you

 

[RogueBowie]

You carry an easy, quick way to 'accidentally' get some payback every day; the pocket clip on your knife. Whoops, your knife clip accidentally brushed up against the whole length of her car while walking through the parking lot the other day when no one was around, wow that left a big scratch in the paint, well no point in telling anyone about it...

 

[Eero]

You carry an easy, quick way to 'accidentally' get some payback every day; the pocket clip on your knife. Whoops, your knife clip accidentally brushed up against the whole length of her car while walking through the parking lot the other day when no one was around, wow that left a big scratch in the paint, well no point in telling anyone about it...

I do this to my own car all the time on accident when getting in. A real problem.

 

[daizee]

I do this to my own car all the time on accident when getting in. A real problem.

Time to carry your folder on the left side.

 

[RogueBowie]

Time to carry your folder on the left side.

I've tried and it was so annoying every time I needed my knife I switched back and now I just try to be conscious of my knife when getting in my car.

 

[Skystorm]

Suggesting vandalizing someone's personal property over office politics is not what I would expect from other BH's.

Kleen Strip on her hood?

You carry an easy, quick way to 'accidentally' get some payback every day; the pocket clip on your knife. Whoops, your knife clip accidentally brushed up against the whole length of her car while walking through the parking lot the other day when no one was around, wow that left a big scratch in the paint, well no point in telling anyone about it...

 

[Psyop]

Suggesting vandalizing someone's personal property over office politics is not what I would expect from other BH's.

But you know how much we Beckerheads like stripping things Seriously I was being snarky this is the snark thread

 

[RogueBowie]

But you know how much we Beckerheads like stripping things Seriously I was being snarky this is the snark thread

Same.

All's fair in love and snark.

Derek is an adult and knows what is right and wrong, we are not telling some teenage kid to go steal their mom's purse money for drugs. He asked for suggestions in the snark thread, if this was somewhere else in BFC I assume the responses would have been different, mine would have.

 

[Doc_Savage]

Well, after tonight I'm going to say this: We need a 'Head in the House.

to go along with the hole?....

Doc