Liner Locks & Frame Locks Are Dangerous!

I can't argue with the truth. And after sending the rest of the horse to the glue factory, I had enough glue to reattach my leg and seven of my fingers. It wasn't easy deciding which three fingers to leave in the trash with all of my liner locks and frame locks.
If you can send those those liner and frame lock knives to me, I know where to imprison them.

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rhino,
I'll have my Legal Team help you sue the manufacturer of the car.
Look for a call from the Law Offices of "Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe".
Next time: use a smatchet...
 

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Liner locks and frame locks are dangerous crap!

Yesterday I was using my Gerber Paraframe Mini to lift the car to change a tire since I didn't want to bother with the jack. I figured one lever is as good as another. Well, just when I thought everything would be fine, the lock failed and the blade closed, severing all ten of my fingers, one of my legs, and the head of a swayback old horse three counties over. The lock was useless!
Should have paid attention to the C%^d St$$l videos
 
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