My bald a$$ left arm is gonna be the death of my marriage. drives my wife totally, completely,freakin' nuts! I'm talkin' about bent double, fists clutched, red faced, yelling, "you don't respect me!!" nuts. Not sure why. She says it burns and itches when she rubs against me or holds that hand, but judging by the reaction, there's something MUCH more profound to it. Thankfully, she doesn't get upset at all about the most frequent use of my Khukuri....to reach behind and shave my back.
Not that her complaints have slowed me down any. I couldn't stop if I wanted to! How do you tell if a knife is "hair poppin' sharp" if ya' don't pop some hairs with the darn thing?!
I've had people at company parties and stuff look at my arms and ask what's wrong with my left arm, or what had happened. My wife then explains to them that I'm a knife nut with poor impulse control. (The difference is notable. Imagine a sasquatch pic with one bald, glaringly white arm hanging at is side...yeah..that's about me..)